I'm really miserable today - I have a fever, I am really stressed, my head hurts and on top of that, my left butt cheek won't stop hurting (don't ask).
can any of you make me feel better?
thank you.
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ANSWERS: 16
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Well if I was there I would wrap you in a warm blanket, give you a soft pillow, have you take a couple of Tylenol (or whatever you take), turn the lights off and then make sure nobody bothers you while you sleep it all away. That's what AB friends are for :)
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Awww hun your falling apart sorry to hear your feeling that way (((((((((hugs))))))))))) Get a hot lemon and hunny drink with a tipple of whisky in it make you sleep well and your wake up with no head ache :)
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This might work, but then again it might not...lol wackity wack wack wack! At the very least you will forget all your problems, quite possibly...forever...lol
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I'm sorry to hear that Hallmehn. I do hope you get well soon.
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Your left butt cheek? I've had uncontrollable muscle twitches in just one of mine and it was so weird.
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I hope your day gets better... I would like to help with that cheek, butt...
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A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink. He replied, "No thanks. I don't drink. I tried it once, but I didn't like it." So the bartender said, "Well, would you like a cigarette?" But the man said, "No thanks. I don't smoke. I tried it once, but I didn't like it." The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said, "No thanks. I don't like pool. I tried it once, but I didn't like it. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't be here at all, but I'm waiting for my son." The bartender said, "Your only son, I'm guessing."
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What do you call an Indian man with pink hair ? Gandhi Floss.
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I really want to hear more about that left butt cheek -- unless it's something boring like you are a right-handed bowler.
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take a pain reliever/fever reducer!
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Remember that this too shall pass. Of course, when you do feel better, and the sun is shining, and there's a fragrant breeze that also passes, too. I hope you get to feeling better.
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Hope you feel better soon. Watch this if you wanna. It's Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Star Wars Premiere. It's hilarious. www.funnyclipcentral.com/content/starwarstriumph.php
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Honey i wish i could, but we have 'the plague' here in my house too, myself and youngest were at docs this morning, ive a chest infection, she has a throat infection, my son (4) just came downstairs half an hour ago, burning a fever and complaining of a sore throat.. so guess who is going BACK to the doc tomorrow!!! Anyway take plenty paracetamol for the fever and head pain.. as for the butt cheek?????? how did you come by that?? lol... take care and hope you get better soon, im off to bed!!
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does this help.
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You can count your blessings. Or have someone stomp on your foot really hard. That'll get your mind off the rest of you.
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I don't think I can do anything to improve your mood or make you feel better for the time being, but I hope you get better..
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