ANSWERS: 3
  • http://www.yanks-suck.com/jks.php Here's a whole site devoted to them. ^_^
  • Dunno if this counts, but: Once, when I was driving back from a trip to Florida, I stopped for lunch in a little diner in South Carolina. On the menu was "Yankee Bean Soup". I just had to ask the waitress, "Is it made with real Yankees?". (Her reply, btw, was "I take it you're a Mets fan.")
  • I might get downrated for this, but you asked for them: Q: What has 400 feet and 3 teeth? A: The first row of the bleachers at Yankee Stadium. Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of Yankees players on them ...people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

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