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Because I am genetically inclined to do so.
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Because my new puppy is napping in a most adorable way. Oh, and I'm plotting your demise!
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cuz i saw you naked ^_^
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Then I take it you haven't missed your canary.
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Because I know a secret!:)
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I'm just in a good mood, I guess.
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I don't want you to turn around...
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Gas.
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I saw what you did and I know where you live!
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I have the answers.
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That's not a smile, it's a grimace. =(
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Just had an important chat with my gf and it was well received plus i get to see her in 2 days!!! "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay My, oh my, what a wonderful day Plenty of sunshine headin' my way Zip-a-dee-doo-dah, zip-a-dee-ay" :-)
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Because I am having fun and i like to enjoy myself,
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Its a secret smile.
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Because I'm in a lot of pain and the only way to keep from crying is to smile. Although I don't think it's working, I'm crying and smiling. Oh what it would feel like to be able to move my neck and back without pain being shot throughout my entire body. Lawd have mercy. :')
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it was the way I was carved
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Tonight another AB'er and I are friends again!! It feels so good to no longer feel bitter or angry. I feel like a mature human being again and loving life!
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botox
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the wind changed!:)
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'Cause i'm thinkin' of , well i won't say who.
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Remember that "Smell" on the elevator ? It was me ! Damn chili does it to me every time!
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Because finals are almost here and I can breath for a little while ;o)
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I think it is a "to much turkey fever"....side effects are a lot of smiling and a urge to sleep immediately following eating. ;)
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I've been shopping..again :))
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Because... my crush just told me I look pretty! :) :) (Not really -- I wish -- but I would be if he did.)
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I am still full of turkey and fixins, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie. I feel like the cat who finally got the canary...(lol!)
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I'm not smiling gee you need some glasses dude :P
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truth be told I feel loved from certain sources in my life.
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Free lunch at work today.
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I was born that way:)
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I got hit on by a total stud muffin that I thought was completely out of my league
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You told me to smile until my cheeks hurt. =)
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The perfect storm... was drinking milk, you said something funny and now I gotta sneeze... I'd move if I were you... this is gonna blow!
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Because every time I look at my baby boy I can't help but smile. He's just too cute!!!!
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Spending time here makes me smile, eg: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/491665 See what I mean? :D
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I like smiling. Smiling is my favorite.
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because I was reading the question above... unbelieveable...
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Sorry, just cant help it. :p
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Because I didn't get caught with my hand in the cookie jar (this time)
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oh I get you now - well that was for voicing my views, I have to be a bit careful I suppose, but I have said in my profile I do say what I think! Gets me into trouble but - ooooo... I don't DR anyone - and judging by what some people say, that was mild - but hey, wattya gonna do? the guy that did that is only 18 - he's got big opinion of himself already and he's learned to live with it! cheers Jay 'nuff said =)))
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Because I'm in love!!!
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Because the pigs are eating the dude's body, just like Dad said they would.
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I won the WWE Title
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I'm horny ;)
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Because I remember the good times with you Jay. =)
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Because I have no idea what's going on!
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I read this question
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'Cause it's all so fuckin' hysterical.
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might as well laugh as cry...
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I'm not smiling. :)
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because some people are so stupid.......like this question.
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Sorry, the dirty thoughts just leak in when I see your sexy booty!!!
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Because im happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (:
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cause i have x-ray vision
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i'm not even smiling. why are you seeing things?
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IM...NOT....>XD>
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I am still thinking about what you said........ ;)
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Because my favorite, the beagle just won Westminster Dog Show:-)
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I always smile when I have no idea what's going on! :)
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I'm always smiling...people say it's one of my best attributes. I love to smile and especially like it when my smile "breaks" someone that tries to be tough and they start to smile too. Love it!! :-)
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it makes me look alot youger hehehe
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If this is how I smile then I wonder how my face would look like if I were sad or sleepy
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I JUST STOLE YOUR ROLEX
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im not telling but you will find out later
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One word. Brad. :D
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Thinking about that question "how do i tell my g/f to loose weight?" lmao
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The question is why arent you smiling like that?
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Because I just read the answer of Vlad The Unveiler.
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Because I know that you don't know what I've just done to you.
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Cause I can!!
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coz urm.... Hey look a distraction! *runs to cupboard and pulls out a shotgun while your distracted*. Thats why. :)
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I was just thinking how much pressure it would take to shove my entire family (extended and all) into a shower stall.
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I just had lobster for lunch. :)
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Have you seen what you have got coming out of your nose?
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Sleep depravation...I can't feel my face so I don't know what expresion I'm wearing. :P
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i'm not smiling, it was gas
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Cause I just got paid yo... :)=(
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You just seem to have that effect on me!! :D
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because... :)=HAPPYNESS!!!!
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better than the alternative :)
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*smashes whip cream pie into Jay's face, runs off and pulls a string which drops a vat of whip cream on Jay's startled whip-creamy face* I dunno! :P
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I just ate the tweety bird
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Cuzzzz, I just farted lol
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I just go through talking to my wife.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IM SMILING!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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you would be to if you just passed the dutchie to the left hand side :P
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I'm not smiling?
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because of your smile.
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you have a booger on your nose - there thats better
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I have gas...
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Because you have a big piece of green onion chive stuck in between your front teeth .
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because i'm high lol.
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Because I know the deal yo...;)
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the fleshlight did the trick
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*wink* I'll let you use your imagination, I am sure you can come up with something.....
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i cant help it im in love.:-)
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The wind turned
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Because, I know what's gonna happen next.
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I finally told him...and he said he liked me TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M VERY VERY HAPPY!
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Cause I know a secret......hehe
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