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by Halskiisaklink on November 24th, 2007
I haven't had one. And I remember that all the time. :(
by Kitty on November 23rd, 2007
He was so shy,he kissed me on the cheeck and turned red as a tomatoe.
by Anonymous on December 9th, 2007
I remember the first time I saw him walking towards me
and I remember thinking 'I will never forget you or this'.
by Chezter is going to save the Redheads on November 24th, 2007
She tasted good
(it's not that dirty, she liked lollipops, kissing was fun)
by Zibbys Mind Is In the Gutter Today on November 23rd, 2007
I have his child, and he reminds me of him everyday, and then there's the "WHO'S IN JAIL" paper as back up.
by princess peace on January 3rd, 2008
the kiss under the moon on the beach, intimate and cute, big green eyes and soft dark hair, a smile from heaven :) his gentle touch and his young teenage lame sense of humour that never failed to make me laugh
by Dedao Capoeira-seed on December 9th, 2007
Her threatening to commit suicide when I dumped her.
by Anonymous on January 2nd, 2008
I remember everything, the first date that i didn't know was a date because it was a supposed to be a group outing but nobody showed. the asking me to be his girlfriend and me saying yes even though I didn't like him because I'd never been asked before and didn't want to hurt him. him singing to me on the walk home. the constant talking about himself. his constant calling. when he decided to stick his tongue in my mouth and the disgusting feeling in my mouth all the way home. me freaking out and asking a trusted friend for advice about the situation. the creation of an unofficial big brother club focused on being intimidating when he was around and swearing to beat him to a bloody pulp if anything should go awry. me ignoring him, busying myself and dangling girls in front of him until he broke up with me. and my jubilance when i was rid of the fool.
by Anonymous on November 24th, 2007
he was a horrible kisser.
by Little big mouth on November 23rd, 2007
I remember everything about him & the dates we started going out & broke up. I really hope he's happy in life
by imogen31 on February 3rd, 2008
i loved him.
literally, my first love.
but he was a player. and cheated on me. i was crushed and deep, deep down inside..i still am. its been a year or so.
by SG QOTABD RIP SHELLA DARLING on November 24th, 2007
the fact that to this day i can see his ass a mile away , yes folks tis that big.
by witchy22001 on November 24th, 2007
Mostly that he was HOT!!! He was also a jerk but for a 17 yr old I guess thats normal.
by Jane on January 18th, 2008
my first REAL boyfriend was so sweet and funny. He was always there for me when i was depressed. He was the only one that stuck around (besides family). He was a great kid. I'm friends with his wife now and she's really awesome too, i can see why he chose her to be with forever!
by LoveWaffle on December 27th, 2007
He used to wear two pairs of glasses, one on top of the other, because he said he could see better that way... he was a bit of a nut ^-^
by somecallmeFred on November 23rd, 2007
She was a strumpet who was just looking for a father so she could stay on welfare. I am glad I got wise and left.
by Toki_bowl on November 23rd, 2007
gold digging something or other..... pick the other....believe me....
by crushedbutterfly on November 23rd, 2007
...since it was my first how INNOCENT and TRUSTING I was about the relationship...
How nothing could go wrong.... well it did
I was so blind to first love
by UneFille on January 29th, 2008
Red hair with freckles.
by Ms.A on January 20th, 2008
He had the looks of an adonis and the mind of a gnat!
by justme32 loves the weekends on January 20th, 2008
I had my very first BF at 6..in the first grade. He took me to the top of the slide on the playground at recess and gave me a little kiss on the cheek. The next day he did the same thing to my best friend. MEN!!
by gone on January 18th, 2008
my first kiss with him omg it was on a train to boston and we were alone in one of the cars cause i had to go to the bathroom and i got out and he asked if he could kiss me i thought he ment just a kiss but he went for it and stuck his tongue in my mouth i jumped back in suprise
by Anonymous on January 18th, 2008
Hahaha everything because we're stil together. He's just the cheese to my macarroni <lol
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by clxxviii on December 9th, 2007
Well I'm still with my first bf but the first thing that comes to mind is his arms. It's nice being able to tell who someone is just by how their arms feel around you.
by Rage Of Reason on November 24th, 2007
My first girlfriend was an incredibly hungry kisser. There was so much passion, so much want, so much desire in her kisses that there was never a doubt that she wanted me. I love uninhibited passions like that.
by Lippycow on November 23rd, 2007
He had horrible hair.
by Doodle Bug has nothing to complain about on November 23rd, 2007
How great it felt to be with him. He has such a gentle spirit.
by Esteban-- Smartest Pumpkin on January 20th, 2008
her beautiful lips and smile
by TRK360 on January 20th, 2008
Her smell and the taste of my first kiss.
by Gina on January 20th, 2008
He gave me a gold nugget ring in the 4th grade..
by AgnusDei on January 20th, 2008
His music. He is an extremely talented musician.
by Simply99 -- Not a fan favorite. on January 20th, 2008
Talked a good game when I was out with the guys, but in the back seat I was awkward and shy. Girls were a mystery that I couldn't explain I guess there are some things that are never gonna change. We were wild, we were crazy, but we were mostly Young.
by kliederbugel on January 20th, 2008
That I was so shy I was horrible to him. And after I broke up with him I realised how hairy his back was. Ha!
by Nykrus on January 20th, 2008
The fact I can't listen to Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls" without bringing up some rather unwanted memories...
by Veritas cant turn down a woman in red on January 8th, 2008
I was talking with one of her friends, and Katrina mentioned something about the baby... I'm still a virgin... It didn't work out
by Takei-Shihan on December 10th, 2007
... getting my tongue scratched on her braces the first time we kissed ... we were both 13.
by Anonymous on December 10th, 2007
His beautiful smile.....
by Class 9E Wales on December 10th, 2007
I can't remember much, as it was such a long time ago, but I can remember kissing her, but that might have been a dream. The relationship for about three months. After we finished, I realised that she was full of herself and I hated her guts!
SD 9E
by aner on December 5th, 2007
I remember the walks... he just loved wondering New York City streets; and now i love it too...
The instant I remember the most though, was those few seconds while he was walking down the 41st St. to catch a cab on the 2nd Ave in NYC I was watching him leave right after we kissed for the last time.
and he didn't even turn back or so I think, because I didn't wait for him to get in the cab.
by T-Hartz on May 14th, 2009
I remember that i never again had detention because she was my Fourth Grade Teacher
by Runaholism on May 2nd, 2009
$2000 down the drain...
by Dazed and Confused on January 23rd, 2009
Seeing him across the field in track in junior high and thinking "that's the most handsome human being I've ever seen."
I'm 39 and he's still the most handsome human being I've ever seen. He melts me still today when he smiles with those beautiful green eyes under those dark, greek eyebrows.
by mohsin on December 3rd, 2008
she is very prettyful and caring. and i want to marry with her but my parents dont accept her.
by vcy1215 on December 3rd, 2008
That I'm still with him today, and I love him more than ever.
by HazardLightsBlinking on October 28th, 2008
We were 6, her first tooth fell out and she lost it, she cried. I pulled out my loose tooth, washed it, and gave it to her. Love hurts A LOT
by Christina on August 31st, 2008
It was weird, and awkward.
I met him at a late night pool party and we hooked up in the men's shower, got naked, but nothing happened because we were two unenlightened freshmen in the sexual scene.
We held hands and kissed at school for about a month when summer break strolled around and he asked me to be his girlfriend. Not two days went by when we were official and he sent me a text saying "I love you."!
Well of course it only lasted a short while longer, and now I'm a junior. I have to say, it sort of messed me up on how relationships are supposed to work, because now I always take things to fast and I'm going to try and enter this year composed and under control of sexual urges! Also, I hate it when guys tell me they love me now, I feel like I'm being lied to.
by Done. never again. on July 10th, 2008
He liked to BMX bike. Also on our first date we went to a movie and it started pouring after it, he grabbed my hand and we ran to the car.
by cheese head on April 17th, 2008
he was soo nice and all my friends were making me decide who to pick between 2 guys nd 1 sed you shud pik connor because he'd never do anything like what tom did to poppy and the other said but tom has better looks! so i picked connor and he was extremely nice t me but he turned out to be gay! so thats all i remeber about him!
by G_tech on March 30th, 2008
His name was Kevin, he was 3yrs older than me, he was a mama's boy, his was a sweet guy but his mama wanted him to marry a rich girl and since my family wasn't rich she made sure he dumped me and found someone who was. to this day when I see him he can't look me in the eye either, hes trapped in a marriage to a lady from rich family but little love
But it must have been fate cause I married a great guy and will be with him next month 33yrs!
by psych31mwo says call me Mark on March 29th, 2008
That it was such a farce--I was so shy I couldn't even so much as kiss her, even though she wanted to kiss me. I suppose that relationship doesn't really count... but my next girlfriend... hmmm she was very, ummmm emotional... maybe too much so. That's what I remember most :D
i cheated on my boyfriend and now he always thinks i'm cheating on him. we been 2gether for 2 years. how do i get him to trust me?
by abbi_ on November 18th, 2010
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Could me and my boyfriend last forever?
by RaWrFOREVER on November 27th, 2010
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I really want to kiss my boy friend, but I don't know how to tell him.
by tomboy18 on November 28th, 2010
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Me and my boyfriend have been dating for about 2 months and we hardly talk or anything.. Any suggestions of what we or I should do? (:
by novemberbaby14 on November 24th, 2010
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I need help feeling pretty 4 a guy i like. I don't feel like i'm good/look good enough 4 him. he's beautiful
by RidetheRav on November 23rd, 2010
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Do you want me to make you a sort of pseudo-"Eve" out of one of your ribs?
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
No thank you, that would be incest, pedophilia and reverse cannibalism. Best leaving that to the social conservatives.
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
Aw, but I could make her very very sexy... and she's not your daughter, she's a piece of your rib. So it would be like masturbating.
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
Does that mean I would regret it afterwards?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
You regret masturbating?
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
No. But that is the popular view. If you could go back in time and have sex with yourself, would you?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
I don't see why. No, would you?
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
Neither do I. People are idiots. No, that would be disgusting. Although it did make for a good joke in Austin Powers. Watched any films lately?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
Yes -- Romie and Michelle's High School Reunion. Have you seen it?
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
No, but it doesn't sound half bad. Do you like it?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
Yeah, it's a great movie. What was the last movie you saw?
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
Top Secret. Probably the most over the top, whimsical satire I've ever watched. Imagine an American prisoner in a German prison, at the verge of creating an international incident. His lawyer comes in and says "Nick, I've tried everything: the embassy, the German government, the consulate. I even talked to the U.N. ambassador. It's no use, I just can't bring my wife to orgasm."
Any new bands of late?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
Heh, oh my... maybe I'll watch it.
She Wants Revenge is alright, as I have discovered (I was avoiding finding out because I was put off by the band name), and I found a couple of individual songs by random bands that are quite good. What about with you?
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
I've been getting into The Fall more and I've been download more Smiths. I tried the Birthday Party for a little bit, and I've grown to like Patti Smith's cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit. Have you heard anything by Nick Cave?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
I quite like the Fall, as well as the Smiths.
Of course -- I obsessed about "Henry Lee" so much that I stuck it on my myspace page for a while.
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
Do you like anything from the Witch Trials?
Wow, that is obsession. Do you like Do You Love Me?(?)
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
All of what I've heard from it.
Yes, and I sang it a lot, too. Do you sing much?
Yup.
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
Rebellious jukebox, yeah?
I try, when no-one's around. I harbour desires to be a rock frontman. I don't think I can, though. I can get a mildly threaten intonation from the back of my throat, but I wish it were deeper. Do you sing much?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
Yes, that's included. "No X-massss... for John Quays" was quite catchy, too.
What kind of a voice do you have? Yeah. I've been told by some people that I have a pretty voice, but the rest sort of ignore me. I can see (or rather, hear) why.
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
In a sense. I like Crap Rap, Bingo Masters and Future/Pasts.
The sort of voice you want to shut up. I can sound either dried out or... 'educated', as a friend put it. You seem like you would have a deep voice.
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
I don't know the middle one, but I like the other two.
Haha, aren't those two quite similar? Actually, I do -- I have an alto. How did you figure?
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
Nah, when I sound dried out I almost have a lisp and a tendency to slur. When I sound 'educated', I guess I tend to overdo the adjectives. You're Russian, you're bohemian, you wear corsets, you're moody... moustache?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
In other words, you sound drunk? What about when you're just talking normally?
No, I'm not very hairy. Do you have a high-ish voice?
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
Almost, but I sound more tired and dehydrated. I alternate. Sometimes I affect an enthused West Australian behemoth.
No. I can get quite deep, when I am fully hydrated. But here I am, boasted endlessly. Have you tried singing opera?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
And what do they sound like?
Do you have that little water there? Yes, when I was little. It was hell to my grandmother's ears, but in retrospect, she deserved it.
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
Old to middle-aged, white hair, enthusiasm for life (possibly connected to their privileged baby boomer status), an environmentalist and socially aware streak - although grounded in the immediate reality, a laconic sense of humour, good health, and a passion for meat pies. I know the type.
Heh. I do have problems with my sinuses. I like your style. Do you catch colds easily?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
I don't. Ew, meat pies. When I was little, some Australian dude with long wavy hair lived with us...
Why thank you, I like yours, too. Very, I have one right now... do you have anemia?
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
Yeah, I don't like them either. They are a typically West Australian phenomenon. How creepy. Did he wear an akubra hat and carry a large knife?
*Wobbles innocent obese man walking down the street*
No. Do you?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
I don't think so -- all that I remember is that he drank a lot of vodka, gave me heart-shaped glasses, and I thought he was my dad for a while.
I... have nothing to say to that.
I think so. I keep feeling like I'm about to faint.
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
He was your mother's partner?
Style, it's all about style. They should market that as an American tourist attraction - a bit like cow tipping.
You probably just need sleep. When's the last time you went to bed?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
No, but I wanted him to be. At least he didn't hate children.
What, innocent-obese-people tipping?
About 20 hours ago, I think. But I mean generally.
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
Your mother's partner hates children?
Oh yes. And I just laughed out loud. Or maybe just violent wobbling.
Have you seen a doctor?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
Ex partner, aka my father.
I bet there would be a lot of deaths -- when if they actually manage to tip them and they fall on a passerby?
My parents refuse to take me to one.
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
Your father hates children?... I'm sorry. :(
Or have a heart attack. It's a dangerous world. Walking next to an obese individual is like overtaking a truck.
Couldn't you go on your own?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
Yeah, but it's ok -- I haven't heard from him in about four years. :)
Even looking at their ankle is scary -- it looks so much bigger than your own, just like the huge truck wheels...
No, I don't want to walk for three days straight.
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
Do you talk about him much?
It must be incredibly painful to get around on those. Imagine if they burst a tire.
Ah. Steal a car?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
In bitter terms, mostly. I only lived with him until I was four.
Ugh... that would be disgusting.
I don't think I can drive all that well...
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
Do you get along well with your mother?
The beginning of the end.
Steal a tractor?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
Pretty well. She's fairly understanding. Do you get along with yours?
Everyone starts either bursting apart, being squished, or suffocating under the remains. Ew.
None around, surprisingly.
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
Yeah, I guess so.
Uh... you filled in the blanks pretty well there. :P
...Dirt bike?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
Do you talk to her much..?
Heheh, thank you, I was told I'm good at detail. :)
No -- just a bunch of horses, but cars spook them.
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
Quite a bit, yes. Who do you talk to most?
I wouldn't contradict you there. Very abstract of you.
How's the one in your front yard?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
Most of who?
Your shoes have a surreal quality to them.
He got taken back by his owner. :(
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
Most of... nevermind. Have you been on the computer since I was last talking to you?
You have seen my shoes?
That depresses you?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
Oh, do say. Since yesterday? No... I ate apples and fell asleep. How was your day?
Yes... yes I have. But you haven't seen mine, because I lost them.
No, but he was cute.
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
No, no say. No bad... I went to sleep, got back up and here I am.
What colour are they?
Was he violent?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
Yes say (essay messa). I'm about to pass out again. I have school tomorrow. :(
Black.
Nah, he didn't kick me when I petted him.
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
Indeed. You don't go on Mondays?
Nice.
What was his name?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
It's just turned Monday here, so yes I do.
No idea. What should it be?
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
You need sleep.
Sergei.
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
Probably. I have three hours and fifteen minutes until I have to "wake up"...
Ugh. I don't want him to be like my uncle. Or that boy from kindergarten.
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
Apparently we sleep in three hour cycles, so maybe you'll feel mildly refreshed when you 'wake up'.
Sorry. :( Toulouse?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
I doubt it. I'll probably have to take Midol to stay awake at school again.
Sure, though that sounds sort of like Russian for "vest".
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
You could just not go.
Uh, okay then. How about Fragonard?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
I can't, I've skipped too much school already.
Sure. Sounds like a man with a black curly beard.
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
Are you worried about your grades?
He was an embarrassingly exuberant Rococo painter who once said "If necessary, I will paint with my bottom!" I dislike his work. Hedonistic bastard.
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
If I don't start to worry, I'll fail the 9th grade -- for the second time. Does that tell you anything?
Oh yes, I recall you mentioning him. Why?
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
That tells me a bit. What are you having trouble with? Would you like me to do your homework for you? (I have nothing to do)
It's too whimsical and it paints an uncomfortable picture of adults taking joy in looking up each other's skirts.
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
Focusing. >< I can't -- we mostly don't have any, but I can't pay attention in class and I space out when they tell us what to do and the such. It's lovely of you to offer your help, though, thanks. :)
Heheh. It's a little too cloying for me.
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
That's alright. You really need to see a doctor. Don't they have one at your school?
Do you like Odilon Redon?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
What for? No -- they have a nurse, but all she does is give you band aids or lets you call home.
Yes -- at least, I like his spider painting.
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
For spacing out in class. :P
Do you like his colouration?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
She'll probably just stare at me and say, "And whatchoo comin' to me for?"
From what I recall. Do you?
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
I'm assuming she's Black?
Yes, he's my favourite colourist. Pastels never looked so good. :) Do you like any of the early painters?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
Yup. But some white people speak like that, too, around here.
Early as in?
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
Wow, you must really stand out.
Pre-17th Century.
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
Yeah, people ask me if I'm from Germany.
I believe so. Do you?
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 25th, 2007
Do you tell them you're from Namibia?
Uh... I like Giotto. You?
by Halskiisaklink on November 25th, 2007
No, but I should start.
I'll have to look him up, I don't remember. :(
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 26th, 2007
Do they know where Namibia is?
He was probably the first artist to try and simulate reality in an effect three dimensional space. Very proto. Do you like any early artist?
by Halskiisaklink on November 26th, 2007
I highly doubt it.
There was one whose use of colours I really liked (they were really sort of airy and odd), even if I wasn't particularly fond of the subjects of his paintings, but I forgot what he was called. >< I'm pretty sure he was in maybe the 1500's somewhere...
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 26th, 2007
Do you know where Namibia is?
Was he Italian?
by Halskiisaklink on November 26th, 2007
Yup, Africa.
Very possibly...
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 26th, 2007
Well done. :P
Eh, they're all the same. Any postmodern artists you like?
by Halskiisaklink on November 26th, 2007
Yes, congratulations to me for remembering Elementary School.
Eh, I never really remembered anyone.
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 26th, 2007
...Sarcasm. What part of Africa?
Munch?
by Halskiisaklink on November 26th, 2007
Somewhere in the South, I believe. When is the next Mercury retrograde?
Oh. From what I saw I liked him, I guess...
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 27th, 2007
Fuck knows. :P
K. What's your attraction to the bizarre, dark, mythological and European?
by Halskiisaklink on November 27th, 2007
Nah, I don't think he does, I asked him.
Like what?
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 27th, 2007
..Huh?
Your taste in art.
by Halskiisaklink on November 27th, 2007
Fuck.
My taste in art is European?
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 27th, 2007
Fuck?
It would seem to be.
by Halskiisaklink on November 27th, 2007
Yes.
How so?
How would you describe your own taste in art?
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 27th, 2007
If you wish.
Your favourite artists seem to have taken inspiration from Eurothology.
Developing. Yours?
by Halskiisaklink on November 27th, 2007
Only with alcohol present.
If you say so.
I leave classifying it to other people. :)
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 27th, 2007
Moonshine isn't alcohol?
What do you say?
Naturally. I'm like a fascist.
by Halskiisaklink on November 28th, 2007
It is, but I don't have any right now. :(
I say school feels nice to sleep in.
Why?
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 28th, 2007
This lack of alcohol is giving you a hangover?
Yuck. You like the feel of the cold desk against your ear?
Because you're not wearing any pants.
by Halskiisaklink on November 28th, 2007
No, I'm having a caffeine one instead.
I usually use my cat-bag as a pillow.
Pants should be abolished.
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 28th, 2007
How was school?
What do your classmates think?
If only for the nudity.
by Halskiisaklink on November 28th, 2007
I passed out through most of it. And helped some girl with her math homework.
They could care less.
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 28th, 2007
How are your grades?
by Halskiisaklink on November 28th, 2007
I'm not sure. How is your health?
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 28th, 2007
Could be better. How is your tongue?
by Halskiisaklink on November 28th, 2007
Could be lonelier.
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 29th, 2007
Point taken. Pants?
by Halskiisaklink on November 29th, 2007
What point? No thanks, I like this dress.
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on November 29th, 2007
No point. What colour?
by Halskiisaklink on November 29th, 2007
& why r u upset ? u r lucky :)
by Anonymous AAA on January 25th, 2009
Yes. You are lucky. Sex is not that great, you know, all those orgasms, and spending time conversating with someone you like and having them make you breakfast once in a while and...
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on January 26th, 2009
" Unreliable in the bathroom " is lucky for not having a relationship that will not last :)
All what u said is right & good except one thing : they either end up in pain or memories that distract you from your spouse sometimes :)
by Anonymous AAA on January 26th, 2009
Strikes me as a better alternative to mandatory celebacy.
by Halskiisaklink on January 26th, 2009
your lucky... its nothin but trouble til your like 30
by Lisa Jo on September 6th, 2009
For some people. Others actually enjoy it. Or so I've heard.
by Halskiisaklink on September 7th, 2009