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Peg...
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mustang!
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George!
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Woody.
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Goodin
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There was a kid in High School with a wooden eye. He was very shy, and never went on dates... The prom came up, and his friends tried without avail to get him to ask the pretty girls in class to dance. Finally, his friend noticed a girl in the corner, sitting alone. "Buddy! That girl over there has a wooden leg! I bet no one's asked her to dance. There's no way she'd say no to you, even with your wooden eye!" So Buddy got up the nerve to ask her. "Would you like to dance?" She cried in joy, "Would I? Would I!" "Peg leg! Peg leg!!"
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Eileen.
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Heather Mills!!!!!!!!!
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I don't know, but looking at that song again, things are becoming clear. Uncle John apparently had a really good wooden leg built for speed. I wonder if he ducked in the alley when he saw Aunt Mary coming because he knew she wanted the leg for herself. I wonder if Aunt Mary is this "lady"? Unfortunately I don't know what her other leg is called
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