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"Your sleigh or mine?
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"Oh, Santa, you too?"
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Is that a candy cane or are you just happy to see me? Followed by I expect a 2 carat diamond under the tree, if you expect me to remain silent about "Old tannenbaum" in your pants.
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can you say molestation charges?
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Oh, Santa...Don't get up for me...
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You're excited to see me? Well then just take a look at my wish list. I have a plenty of items that I want this year. =)
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"Check one off my wishlist."
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Thank GOD that was Pinocchio in your pants..........Geez, let the little guy breathe every now and then.
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ho ho ho hold on there Santa, what's that the North pole or are you just happy to see me?
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Make that twins one for me and one for you.
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If Santa can support my 210lbs. frame, I'd just call him a perv and punch him in the mouth.
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"Down boy, that will cost you several more gifts"
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"Fork over my Playstation 3 or your going to jail"
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LOL...good one gt!! I would say,"Mrs. Clause need never know about this if no matter what I do for the next 20 years I stay on the good list...deal?"
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"Who are you calling a ho ho ho? And it's the North Pole, not the South Pole!"
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Well, as a very good girl, I'd have to ask him up to my apartment for a glass of milk and some cookies, or maybe a hot toddy, if he would prefer. As Santa has given me so many wonderful gifts over the years I'd show my appreciation in every way and make sure that he understood my gratitude. I'd send him home to Mrs. Santa with a smile on his face.
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I'd look for the pocket in his suit and help him to "relax."
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Get Bent! A Bart Simpsonism
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I'd tell him to read his Bible and get on with it!
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"Ah..Santa. Your pole has gone a little too far north pal."
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"Wolf! Wolf!"...everyone knows the Big Bad Wolf was a pedophile who liked to follow little girls around
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I love you, Nelson!
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I miss you very much Santa and i Love you
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I'd say Santa, I am not a Ho Ho Ho!
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a ho ho ho I'm not ...but I'll jingle your bells anytime!:):)
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No, Santa. I'm not your Christmas present.
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"Down Mr. Claus! Down boy! Down!" Or "Looks like SOMEONE'S going on the naughty list this year..." Or Typically it's a mall santa so I'd come up with something really snarky like: "Even though we're in a mall, this merchandise is not for sale! Hands off bucko!"
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Now come on, I can't deal with that one....geez.
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Ummm Santa. I'm getting a little too close to your North Pole right now;)
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I wouldn't say a word to "Santa," but I'd have a few choice words to say to mall security or management.
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