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is it in?
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don't you have anything smaller?
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your mother taught you well.
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I had my ex-girlfriend convulsing so much that we couldn't finish having sex when I used my Borat impression on her "You like how I make sexy time? That's niiice." I think she was visualizing too much
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Tried to get creative while he was down town...unfortunately it was with a blueberry lollypop....NOT A GOOD IDEA..especially when your not a waxer...at the time not to funny. However looking back now I can laugh. Especially when I kicked his head sideways...
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Called me sweetie! I laughed so hard... It's really not that funny but it made me feel about 6! Funny and creepy at the same time :)
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My friend makes animal noises while having sex. He answered the phone one time when my other friend call and he was making dolphin noises.
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Took a phone call. The phone rang right in the middle and he reached over to the damn thing, said hello and it was his mother. 10 minutes later I was wilting.
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Ok, I know this is a girl question (not fair) but My last girlfriend got really drunk one night and we were in the middle of an unusually passionate session and she said "You know if Dave comes home we can't be doing this" That's all fine and good except I AM Dave! I said "Who the hell do you think this is"? She was pretty sheepish all the next day.
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Ok, I know this is a girl question but this is what my wife of 10 year says to me .. OMG when did you lean how to do that. Honey i been doing that to you for year and the only thing i doing different is the light is on and you can see me now. this was after a wild night on the town..
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I can't remember laughing....
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And I quote: "Gah! It's eating me!!" referring to my very long hair, which was performing it's daemonic-octopus trick on his face.
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"I wonder why I never learned Spanish" And I'm not even kidding!
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I'm a guy, so I'll tell you what is the funniest thing a girl has said to me in bed: "Oops, I just pooped"
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Complicated story..My husband can carry full conversations in his sleep (I can ask him questions and he'll answer back in jibberish or he'll ask me random questions). He can also have sex while he's sleeping. One night he was sleeping for sure but was very frisky....30 seconds into it he asks me "what's the price of broccoli?" I laughed so hard I woke him up and had to explain what had happened.
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How's cunilingus like the mafia? One slip of the tongue and you are in deep shit!
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Died. May not be funny to either of the participants, but as an observer, hilarious.
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