What should OJ Simpson's next commercial be about?
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R U Sirius
ANSWERS: 21
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He would probably be good with promoting a good sharp knife. Personally, I wouldn't support anything he promoted because of the people who suffered.
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I think he probably should model "prison wear", (made by "Dickies", maybe).
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Astroglide Shooters Anal Lubricant
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E-Harmony/Prison Edition: Hi. My name is OJ. I like long walks around the yard, dropping soap in the shower, men named Bubba and lights out by nine. Can make you happy for the next 10-20 years. Contact me at Mailbox 666.
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He should do one for "What happens in Vages Stays in Vegas" LOL:):)
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Orange jerseys and matching trousers
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If your name is "OJ", you have a responsibility to do Orange Juice commercials.
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KY-JELLY, HE'S GOING TO NEED IT, WHERE HE'S GOING!!!
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Stainless steel knives.
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Ford explorer for weekend getaways
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Ford Motors.
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Anything involving ladies wears. The "others" may appreciate him in a teddy.
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Simply Sports memorabilia, like what he tried to reclaim at the Hotel in Las Vegas!
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Bail Bonds!
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weapons.
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I think "Station" Casinos would be kinda funny.
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Male chastity belts.
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it should be against kidnaping....
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I believe that OJ's next commerical should be about the type of soap used in the prison showers ....
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1 size fits all gloves
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Vegetarian foods in jail
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