If you could create a bumper sticker for your car, what would it say?
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ANSWERS: 48
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"CAUTION: THE DRIVER DRINKS."
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If the car is rocking then I have a flat tire.
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" high toned son of a bitch"
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Not responsible for my own sanity!
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If you can read this and your headlights are on chances are your blinding me through the rearview BACK _ OFF
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It's a toss up: I've heard about the evils of drinking beer, so I gave up reading. or When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you. or Keep on working, millions on welfare depend on you! You decide!
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Like the taste of truck bumper ? Keep tailgating !
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It would have a big rainbow on it and say: "YOUR ACCEPTANCE IS NOT REQUIRED"
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Caution: Driver under the influence of placebos.
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Did you know, your going where I've been!
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PLEASE STAY AT LEAST 10 FT BEHIND VEHICLE, NEED ROOM FOR TOW TRUCK FOR THIS P.O.S.
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nowuckenfurries
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Be careful how you pass me , I'm older -- lol + 5
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Don't laugh at me your daughter was in here last night.
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"DIM-IT, DAM-IT"! Rear bumper, of course!
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'Don't tell me what kind of day to have!!!' or 'Caution: driver on Alzheimer's medication'
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Retired sniper.
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Watch Out! I drive like th idiot behind me!! (rear bumper)
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Shut up and drive!
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How is my driving when i'm drunk
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"If you want to read, get a book!"
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This! I have three on my rear bumper. lol
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"The closer you get the slower i drive"
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My bumper sticker says "Choctaw and proud of it"
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"If you can read this you are sat in my back seat"
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PROBAMA!
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"If you can read this you're TOO CLOSE!"
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Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as big as it needs to be? ~+~
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It would read Shakespeare and Mark Twain.
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If you dont back off I'm gonna flick a booger out the window. (I actually have this on my car, it was on there when I bought it.)
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My other car is a piece of s**t too.
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"Warning: Crazy Person Driving!"
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Question Authority(with a yellow smiley)
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I already have 2 on my car - one says 'Hang up and drive!' and the other says 'The labor movement, the folks who brought you the weekend.' -- I also used to have one of those magnetic ribbon thingies that said 'Support Bitching' but it came off in a car wash.
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If you dont want to get hit, stay off the sidewalks.
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One with very, very small letters that can only be read from someone standing next to the car: "You Are Too Close!"
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"Why is it I'm the only one on the road that knows how to drive?"
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HIT ME I need the free physical therapy!
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Sorry for driving so close... In front of you!
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Don't blame me, I voted for Ron Paul
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it would say in very small letters..."if you can read this then your taking my room!" &&&&&&&&&&&&&& "-->N8iV3*C4iCK<--
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It would state (in red printing), "If this message appears blue you are driving too fast!" Hope this helps.
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BUCK*is what mine would sayi aactually saw someone with FUSH*this on their car while i was on vacation lol i luvit
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HIT THE BRAKE!!!!!!
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Hell don't follow me I'm lost too
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Hang up and drive!
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stop tailgating me and pleeeease get rid of the stupid bumpers sticker that says BABY ON BOARD!
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I brake for garage sales!
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