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What animal has more hands then feet? A horse of course.
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Why did the jockey go to the doctor's office? Horse throat.
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Q) What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? A) Some poor horse is walking around in his socks. http://www.animalden.net/jh/horsejoke.htm
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this guy walks into a saloon, and orders a drink. The Bartender told the guy,"If you can make that horse laugh I will give you a drink." the man walked over to the horse and whispered something to horse, and the horse started to laugh. the bartender was amazed and bought the guy a drink, and asked the guy, "hot did you do that?" the guy replied saying, "my slong is bigger than yours." he drank his drink and left. After the man left the horse did not quit laughing, and didn't for 2 weeks till the man arrived at the saloon agian. The bartender was so excited to see the man that he told him, "If you will get the horse to quit laughing i will give you another drink." The man walked over to the horse and whispered something to the horse, and the horse started crying. Then the tender gave the man a drink, and asked how he did it. the man said, "when i whispered to him i have a biger slong than him, he laughed harder, and then i showed him."
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There was a preacher who was trying to sell his horse. A man stopped by to see how the horse rode. The preacher told the man that instead of saying "walk" say "praise the Lord" and instead of saying "whoa" say "amen." So the man got on the horse and said, "Praise the Lord," and the horse started to walk. The man then said, "Praise the Lord," again and the horse started to trot. He said it a few more times, then the horse started galloping. Suddenly a cliff appeared. The man yelled "Whoa!" but the horse wouldn't stop. He tried yelling all sorts of things, and he tried to pull the horse up, but the horse wouldn't stop. Then suddenly he remembered what to say. The man said, "Amen." The horse stopped right before they fell off. The man was so relieved that he put his hand on his forehead and then said, "Praise the Lord."
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Why the long face?
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Hard to put this into writing, so here's a video clip of one of my favourite comedians, Milton Jones. It's the start that's relevant, where he is talking about horse whisperers.
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