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by The Sun on November 3rd, 2007

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So who is ready for a knock knock joke?

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  • by Alice dee on June 22nd, 2008

    Alice dee

    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Banana
    Banana Who
    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Banana
    Banana Who
    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Banana
    Banana Who
    Knock knock
    Who's there
    Orange
    Orange who
    Orange you glad I didn't say Banana

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  • by Meow Meow 1BadMutha TBMF on November 3rd, 2007

    Meow Meow 1BadMutha TBMF

    Me. Who's there?

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  • by kenken on September 3rd, 2009

    kenken

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Dishes
    Dishes who?
    Dishes me, let me in!


    dishe

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  • by Over and Out on September 3rd, 2009

    Over and Out

    Knock Knock
    Who's there !
    Dishes !
    Dishes who ?
    Dishes getting boring !

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  • by PrivateGomerSpooner on September 5th, 2009

    PrivateGomerSpooner

    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Doctor
    Doctor who?
    Oh man they always figure this one out

    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Atch
    Atch who?
    Bless you

    Knock, knock
    Who's there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    No need to cry, it's only a joke.

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  • by Shatzee coming back? on September 3rd, 2009

    Shatzee coming back?

    knock knock
    who's there
    lettuce
    lettuce in, its cold out here

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  • by Lucky on September 3rd, 2009

    Lucky

    This is a knock knock joke for the year 2025...

    Knock! Knock!
    Who's there?
    ...

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  • by nikki 2state on September 3rd, 2009

    nikki 2state

    knock knock
    who's there
    you
    you who
    you a jrek.

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  • by Prunesquallor on August 12th, 2009

    Prunesquallor

    (Cultural 'knock-knock' joke)

    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Philip Glass.
    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Philip Glass.
    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Philip Glass.
    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Philip Glass.
    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Philip Glass.
    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Philip Glass.
    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Philip Glass.
    Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Philip Glass.

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  • by guardian of naught on September 3rd, 2009

    guardian of naught

    knock, knock
    who's there?
    euripides
    euripides who?
    euripides pants, i breakka your face

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  • by nikki 2state on September 3rd, 2009

    nikki 2state

    knock knock
    who's there?
    robin
    robin who?
    robin da bank!

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  • by guirion on September 3rd, 2009

    guirion

    Knock knock
    who's there?
    The
    The Who?
    Yeah! Rock n roll!! The Who!!!!!!!!

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Philippe
    Philippe who?
    Philippe the hamburgers, they're done on that side.

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  • by Heckert Family on July 9th, 2009

    Heckert Family

    knock knock. whos there? spell. spell who? W-H-O!

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