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You need to have another one ready by 5:00 pm today
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um, geez that was what you did it on? didnt it have to be abou____?
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those pillows are tricky
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"I said 10,000 words".
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physics on waves? . No, I said 'Physical Braves'
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You're assignment is crap
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"In Latin" "In Greek" "It was due yesterday" "You used the wrong weight paper" "You used the wrong format" "You didn't listen to my instructions" (I Can only imagine, I went through this type crap myself where academia nuts who have nothing better to do all day than say you are wrong to make them feel better cause they suck at life and made bad choices. Best wishes, it will get better when you get these socialist but munching skanks off your case. Trust me. Jimmy
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This is all wrong! Rewrite it! Now!
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There wasn't an assigment and it won't help your grade.
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It was suppose to be triple spaced.
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DUDE!!!! I am soooo sorry....I accidentally deleted the entire thing....lol
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Professor: You thought your dissertation was 6,000? HA, 60,000! This is the introductory paragraph.
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"what is this? it does not even realte to this class!"
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Thanks but we dont need it anymore. You can put it in that bin over their.
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Are you prepared for your final exam?
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"Will you read over MY essay?" My neighbor did that the other day after I finished an essay for a final. I almost went insane.
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Thank you, but it was due yesterday!
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I told everyone that the assignment wasn't compulsory..
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The assignment clearly said no more than 1,000 words.
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It Stinks !
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Oh I am sorry- that was a typo! That was last years assignment and this year we did away with it.
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Im sorry you fail.....you only had 5999 words.
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Fifteen words short!
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No no... I needed that in Chinese!
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there are 6000 spelling mistakes
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"Half of this thing is full of ads for bikini waxing and roof painters. Please rewrite the whole thing." *Once done* "Now, write another one on the life of William Shakespeare. It will be due in 5 min. Get on it!!"
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F!!!!!
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Thanks for handing in your assignment, unfortunately, my dog ate it.
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"this was due *last* wednesday, I don't take late assignments."
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redo from start
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sorry i meant 60,000 not 6000. I do apologise. oh btw. its due tommorow.
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"DDDDUUUUUDDDE, that was due last week"
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That's not what the subject was.....
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You spelled your name wrong.
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Dude, I think your spellchecker is broken ...
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I hope that's a draft.
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Why are you handing this to me? This assignment is for your class next year. Oh well. I'm sure we can find you something more advanced since you're obviously a keen learner OR That assingment you gave me... I don't teach that subject and I was looking for the staff that do and I lost it. Sorry. You'll have to rewrite (6,000 words isn't much tho... I write about 100,000 in a week)
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Thanks for your promptness. I will give you your grade at the end of the school year.
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Who are you?
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6000 words? I said 600!!!
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I wanted it in longhand, Im funny that way. take it back, I'll give you 2 days and that's it, times up.
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Now recite from memory.
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you got the word count wrong - I wanted 6 words
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Your paper sucks.
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The subject for the essay was changed on that day you were away.
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you dont deserve to chill with a long cold drink ha!
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there was a fire....
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I just counted...5999 Better luck next time :)
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You wrote this in blue ink and it was clearly stated that you had to write it in black ink.
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I meant 60 words. Sorry.
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OOPS!
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Dude, it was due yesterday.
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