What do you do if you suspect your husband has let aliens into your basement without telling you?
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ADIMADMOM
ANSWERS: 13
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Ask him where the hell this basement came from. We live in a small one bedroom apartment.
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Invite them up for dinner as long as were not the main course!
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It just proves that your husband is actually an alien.
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Go to the basement to see if I'm right.
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do you have any idea where they left their spaceships?
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What's wrong with having illegal aliens in your house? As long as they pay you.
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Aliens are known for their liking to "party like a rock star"...have fun... :) Husband not invited.
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If he is harboring 'illegal aliens' from another country, he may get in deep doo-doo. If they are from someplace like Maxton 4 of Holuks, (some 221,000 light years from here) there is no law against it.
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Schedule an appointment with my Dr. and cut back on the cake and cookies.
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Times are tough and we all have to do what can to get by. I'd be worried about your relationship if you can't talk about simple household matters like who's living there.
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Did he walk in carrying anything like this? If so, then I suggest getting out of there as quick as possible!
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i'll get my own alien and place him at the attic. its just fair :P
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see if they like cheese toast. and then, make or don't make cheese toast accordingly. (I hear aliens are huge tippers!)
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