What are your funniest fantasies of dealing with difficult co-workers?
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Rickster is victorious
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A bucket of industrial strength glue, an office chair, some rope and a forklift. I'll let your mind play around with that one!
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Taking charge of a sexy but difficult coworker and placing her on a desk and just make wild animal sex right there.
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to win the lottery,buy the company,firing all the employees who do nothing and think the whole company revolves around THEM.then selling the company for a nice profit and retiring to jamaica.....
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horse laxatives in their coffee.
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I don't have funny fantiasises about dealing with difficult co-workers, some of my fantasies are down right frighting sometimes.
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whacking them with a canned ham
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shaking a fish at them
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My husband has been sick so I asked him to cough on my boss. I used to have a boss that was so awful I would threaten to take up a collection to hire a hitman. oops I didn't say that.
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Oohh... I'd go to jail for even bringing up my fantasies. I'll tell you what I have DONE, though... I lifted a shipping supervisor who was catching some "Throne" time in a porta potty. To the cieling and left him during the lunch hour. I wired the ignition wire on a forklift through a rip in the seat for a 35,000 volt shock in the backside of a whiny receiving department worker. I have taped up 3 or 4 obnoxious bastages, and have diagraph inked the telephone headsets of several others.
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I have a very vivid image of politely introducing a pipe to someone's head.
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Once I pondered how to insert rancid fish oil in my coworker's collection of beany babies....
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Well, one of my co-workers long time ago told me her name was counter top and I asked why is that your nickname and she sead because she goes to parties and goes with all kinds of people.I thought that is gross she has no morals or values and she had warts on her face from being sexual with all kinds of people and hickeys.I didnt like her, she didnt have no respect for herself or others in anyway shape or form.She was trashy.All I really wanted to say to her is hohoho merry christmas at christmas time because she didnt belive in jesus or anything in that matter.
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