I'll be watching to record this historical event in a nonbiased manner.

Please do not make me choose. This is causing a chasm right down the middle of the bag I tell you!

My cholesterol is too high as it is....and I LOVE bacon.

I'll go down for truth and justice on the side of bacon.

Can't we all get along? http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/436080

I'm going to have to side with Jetpack. What? Are you going to flog me with that flacid bacon?!??!

To the tune of "Farmer and the Cowman" from the musical "Oklahoma":...:-D... http://www.allmusicals.com/lyrics/oklahoma/farmerandthecowman.htm RosieG: Oh, the porker and jetpacker should be friends, Oh, the porker and jetpacker should be friends. One man likes to eat some bacon, The other flies across Creation, But that's no reason why they cain't be friends. Answerbag folks should stick together, Answerbag folks should all be pals. 'Packers dance with porkers' daughters, Porkers dance with the packers' gals. All: Answerbag folks should stick together, Answerbag folks should all be pals. 'Packers dance with porkers' daughters, Porkers dance with the packers' gals. Porker: I'd like to say a word fer the porker RetroGlide: Well, say it! Porker: He come out west and cooked a lot of bacon Psycho: That's right! Riff-Raff: He come out west and gave Fun a bunch of points, Soupy: And left grease across our jetpackin' ranges. Dead Drunk: Why don't you hog lovers go back to Jersey where you belong? Fun: We got just as much right here! ShoppinSheryl: Shut up! The porker's good at rating down No matter what the 'packer says or thinks You seldom see 'im drinkin' in a bar room Dead Drunk: Unless someboy else's buyin' drinks RosieG: Oh, the porker and jetpacker should be friends, Oh, the porker and jetpacker should be friends. The 'packer flits about with ease, The 'porker cooks with bacon grease, That's no reason why they cain't be friends All: Answerbag folks should stick together, Answerbag folks should all be pals. 'Packers dance with porkers' daughters, Porkers dance with the packers' gals. Idne: I'd to say a word for the jetpacker-- Dead Drunk: You would! Idne: The sky he flies is difficult and bumpy He flies fer days on end With zombies on his rear end Sheepingly: I sure feelin' sorry fer the zombie! Idne: The porker should be sociable with jetpackers If he flies by an' ask fer fuel an' bacon Don't treat 'im like a louse Make 'im welcome in your house Nelson: But be sure that you locked up yo' wife an' daughters Incredibly hot Answerbag babes: Oh, the porker and jetpacker should be friends. Oh, the porker and jetpacker should be friends. One man likes pork products cured, The other fights the zombie scourge But that's no reason why they cain't be friends. Idne: Ain't nobody gonna slug out anythin'. This here is a party! Break it up ya' two ol' fools. Alright Rosie sing it! Dum-dah-dee-um-dum-dum! RosieG: Oh, the porker and jetpacker should be friends, All: Oh, the farmer and the cowman should be friends. One man likes to eat some bacon, The other flies across Creation, But that's no reason why they cain't be friends. AB-Rich: And when this site hits critical mass An' AB leaders watch our...butts The porker, jetpacker and the Troll Mus' all behave theirselves and act with class MommaBear: I'd like to teach you all a little sayin' And learn the words by heart the way you should I don't say I'm no better than anybody else, But I'll be damned if I ain't jist as good! All: I don't say I'm no better than anybody else, But I'll be damned if I ain't jist as good! Answerbag folks should stick together, Answerbag folks should all be pals. 'Packers dance with porkers' daughters, Porkers dance with the packers' gals. . . .

Well let's see - I could have an imaginary heavy backpack thing OR a delicious treat for making sandwiches Keep your lousy jetpacks! I fight for the honor of my favorite salted pork :)

Well let's see - I could have an imaginary heavy backpack thing OR a delicious treat for making sandwiches Keep your lousy jetpacks! I fight for the honor of my favorite salted pork :)

Well let's see - I could have an imaginary heavy backpack thing OR a delicious treat for making sandwiches Keep your lousy jetpacks! I fight for the honor of my favorite salted pork :)

Wow, cops have always been called "pigs"....so theres the bacon side, but thats a derogatory term. And I have been asigned a JETPACK, to help aid me in my crime fighting...so.... I CHOOSE TO STAND WITH MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN ARMS (who wear Jetpacks...lol)