To make you smile.

To give women something to complain about.

To help make babies and kill giant spiders.

To make women happy and bewildered =)

To make my head hurt!

to chase the women and drive them crazy

Because the Sun's too hot?

To keep the testicles bouncing to nature's beat.

someone had to run the planet

to balance out nature. for example for fire there is water ,for good there is evil ,for up there is down, and finally for women there are men.

To give something for women to nag and complain about. :)

Because vibrators can't mow lawns...

Because men went to the moon in '69 but found that it wasn't habitable. We honestly tried to get away from you women. Maybe Mars.....

Aw c'mon. Men are fun. Did you see this? It's making the rounds via e-mail forwards. Men strike back! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. ----------------------------------------------------- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. ----------------------------------------------------- Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. ----------------------------------------------- ----- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...' ----------------------------------------------------- How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. ----------------------------------------------------- Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to Build up the required pressure. ----------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. ---------------------------------------------------- I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. -------------------------------------------------- Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It's called a Wedding Cake. --------------------------------------------------- Why do men die before their wives? They want to. ----------------------------------------------------- Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. ----------------------------------------------------- In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. -----------------------------------------------------

Who would kill the spiders for you...LOL j-joking

To give us (women) something to complain about. ;-)

'To come running to a woman's aid everytime she goes hysterical when she sees a mouse.' If it weren't for men, the world would not have advanced as far as it has. Men, with their higher sex drives and aggression, are motivated to compete and invent. Unfortunately, their greater drive has also created war and conflict. But if you look at those civilizations which have the richest cultures and have made the greatest advancements in historical inventions, land expansion, etc., they are often the ones that have had the most turbulent histories (e.g., China, Great Britain, France, Germany, U.S.) And this turbulence is the result of men fighting and creating. And on top of this, men are here as 'protectors'--there are much more physically threatening things to females than just mice!

I thought that women are from Venus and men from Mars!

Where else would they be? No one else would take them...

To end it?

To get on my nerves! Men are like lava lamps, pretty to look at but not very bright! Misandry ftw!

i dont know but PLESE transfer then to venus