Do you abstain from eating Pasta if you are Pastafarian? Wouldn't eating Pasta be like eating the FSM?
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Zandalee.Lonely.Lunatic.3yrs-here
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Just as Christians eat the body of Christ, Pastafarians eat the body of their beloved Lord. With each strand you absorb Godliness and are bathed in blessed Sauce. Pastafarians have their own Trinity: Pasta, Sauce, and the Holy Meatballs.
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I'm spagnostic, so I'll have a double helping please
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No. Eating pasta is our communion.
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Catholics eat Jesus all the time! ^_^
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Sacred Cannibalism and vampirism is popular in religions from shamanic nature cults right on up to modern death cults like Christianity. remember that "the miracle" Transubstantiation literally turn bread and wine into Christ's flesh and blood. So eat up. :-)
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