Right, let's break the ice all over the world! What's the darkest/most offensive joke that you know? No holds barred!
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Farino
ANSWERS: 6
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Just to get the ball rolling - What's the best thing about shagging thirty three year olds? There's thirty of them! Not my darkest I think but I'll see how low others go.
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whats the difference between a cake and a jew? a cake doesn't scream when you put it in the oven how many people can you fit in a smart car? 1,000,002, 2 peoppl in the fron and 1,000,000 jews in the ash tray how many ethiopians can you fit in a bath tub? i don't know either they keep falling down the plug hole
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Joke removed... This thread is going down quicker than the Titanic so I'm off and swimming!
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You should google "The Aristocrats". It's not so much one joke, as a basic category of jokes, all with the same setup, and same punchline. Each comic who tells the joke fills in the details, and the point is to make those details as disgusting as possible. In the past, comics never told this joke to an audience- only to groups of other comics. The joke always goes like this- A talent Scout is auditioning variety show acts, and the next one up is a family act. The members of the family vary each time the joke is told; Mother, father, kids, grandparents, etc. The family members go on stage, and perform the most foul things possible- defecating, incest, cannibalism, and anything else the comic can think of. At the end of the performance, they all take a bow. Then, the shocked Scout asks- What's the name of your act? And they say "The Aristocrats!" The joke is as old as vaudeville. Here are a bunch of versions: http://www.dead-frog.com/aristocrats/ And a movie with famous comics doing the bit: http://www.thearistocrats.com/
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Okay just to set the record straight! Why are people downrating? I asked for the darkest and most offensive. These answers to my question fit the bill quite well! If you don't like these sorts of jokes then don't click on the link!
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The comment box for Kayweezy wasn't allowing it so I've had to post it as an answer! How's this - A little white baby turns up at the gates of Heaven and St. Peter says "Ah, did you die at birth?" The baby nods its head and moans. St. Peter says "Ah, go down the corridor on your right, third door on your right. Pick up your wings, you can be a little angel." 5 minutes later another white baby turns up at the gates of Heaven and St. Peter says "Ah, did you die at birth?" The baby nods its head and moans. St. Peter says "Ah, go down the corridor on your right, third door on your right. Pick up your wings, you can be a little angel." 5 minute later a little black baby turns up and St. Peter says "Ah, did you die at birth?" The baby nods its head and moans. St. Peter says "Ah, go down the corridor on your right, third door on your left. Pick up your wings, you can be a BAT."
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