Is there a special place in Hell for people who answer their cell 'phones in public restrooms?
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ANSWERS: 11
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Yeah, it's the Tenth Circle. But you seriously don't wanna know what goes on down there.
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Hah well i dont know about hell but i argree cell phone conversations going on in public restrooms are bad unless there by the sink i dont mind that but if there on the toliet and on the phone thats a little much i also hate people who drive and use them at the same time.
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It's located somewhere between Flushing Meadows and Hell's Kitchen NY.
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There sure is, it's right next to the place where people who yak-n-drive go.
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Hell will be a stall where they are trapped forever next to someone who just doesn't know how to give a courtesy flush;)
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I was reading a story about interview mistakes, and someone had apparently flushed whilst taking a phone interview. Your phone buddy doesn't need to hear -you- peeing, let alone strangers peeing! Get off the damn phone, you'll find 5 minutes another time!
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The situation is already under negotiation....
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Yes, the restrooms in hell, I hear they havent been cleaned in a very long time...
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Yeah, it's a restroom full of poop and all the cellphones are under that crap, and they are all ringing and evryone is gnashing around for eternity trying to find their own crappy phone.
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i dont know but when that happens to me I bang on the stall divider and make them drop their phone in their own filth
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I don't talk on my cell phone in public bathrooms, but I do pretend to. I have long conversations about girth, scent, degree of stress on my sphincter, the possibility of anal fissures, splatter and whether or not there is blood. I answer imaginary questions about what I was doing before and after my present trip to the bathroom and how glad I am that the girl I was with last night wasn't there to smell it. Then when I exit the stall, with no cell phone(don't even own one) to disgusted looks followed by shock, I give the guys at the urinals a pat on the shoulder and walk out without flushing or washing my hands. PEACE!!
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