Welcome to Wal-Mart, do you need any assistance?
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MATTress_Boy_R_Dee
ANSWERS: 12
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Please direct me to the drugs. I need roughly four hundred thousand sleeping pills. I am not willing to pay and intend to make off with them in these sacks.*Shows sacks*
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Just a little curious, why is it you are so available but once I get past you I have to chase help down?
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Yeah you can why is it that whenever I come here for a very big and heavy item it is always on the top shelf? Just wondering.
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i need some help getting a desk to my car and in it. also, if you would put the desk together for me, that would be awesome. thanks!
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Yes.........you need to explain to me how financially successful you are for having the most crappiest/ disorderly store I've ever seen.
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Yes, where were you when I needed 2 40 lbs. bags of water softener salt on Thursday? And I had to heave them from the floor (since they were the last 2 bags.), get them into the cart, out to my car and into the car. Assistance would have been nice.
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Yes, Please direct me to the candy section. I have a sweet tooth and I need to satisfy it!
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I'd like to buy a gun. But can you tell me first if you guys sell Prozac? And is it true you get a free Pap Smear with every purchase?
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really ?????...YOU want help ME...and you are not going on a break?...and this IS your dept? ...
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Yeah... where can I find condoms and tabasco sauce? Oh, and do you guys have large tubs of crisco?
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where's the exit. please.
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yes, this is North America. get out.
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