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Elementary school.
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church
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At school where I work! I was supporting a Science lesson and one of the kids dropped a test tube with a chemical in it. I was about to say F*** but stopped at that first letter. Just two out of the six kids around the table realised what I was about to say. Oh, they were very vocal about it! I was so embarrassed! Shame on me!
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At work, being the only male in a department of about a dozen people. My wife and her mother had a MAJOR blowout ending in our eviction and missing a couple of days from work. When my supervisor asked why I was out, I referred to my MIL as a "cockjuggling thundercunt". I got a few unamused stares.
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At the Easter dinner table, at the then in-laws house. Did I regret it? Nope.
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While in the military, I was giving a briefing on radio communication edicate. Profanity is not allowed on the airwaves so trying to be interesting, I worked it into the briefing. Immediately after, the commander wanted to see me in his office. (I was scared sh.tless) He said it was one of the best briefings he'd ever seen...........whew!!!!and of course I was volunteered for many more briefings.
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