'She's a Teddy Bear short of a picnic' - my personal favourite when it comes to these pithy remarks about someone's IQ - what are yours : )
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Thick as 2 short planks. Cruel but true in many cases.
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The is a light on but no-one is home and you're as bright as a 10 watt bulb.
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" Here, I brought you some of my extra marbles, cause I heard you "lost some of yours"
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Not quite the full deck.(Of cards) A ham sandwich at a Jewish wedding. The elevator does not go right to the top floor.
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Bright like a nite-light.
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Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. I have a similar question if anyone is interested in more similar sounding answers. http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/284742
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"dumber than a box of hair" is a favorite of mine.
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A few balloons short of a child's party. I love that one!
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"Somewhere a village is missing its idiot." "He's about as sharp as a bowling ball." - Foghorn Leghorn
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1- His knob only goes to 4 2- Her bread didn't rise 3- He thought they said trains 4- Her ears whistle when the wind blows 5- He won the dumb lottery and he's spending it all
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The wheel is turning but the hamster's dead. That one's a few pixels short of a bitmap. About as sharp as a sack full of wet mice.
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A few bricks short of a load. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. Not the brightest crayon in the box. Bright as a burnt out light bulb. How stupid can you be and still breathe (or grow hair)?
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Few cents short of a dollar.
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-A few bananas short of a bunch. -has the IQ of an eggplant. -not playing with a full deck. -not the brightest bulb in the pack. -makes George W. Bush look intelligent.
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Has and IQ of room temperature. Lights on but nobody's home. Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree. A monosynaptic cretin. Has two brain cells but one's on vacation and the other's retired.
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