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Did you say Life or Wife ? W omb T L ife W

As soon as the new car smell wears off. Kidding.

Is that a serious question?? I feel sorry for your wife if it is because you are a sad man

Note: I do not necessarily endorse the view expressed by Mr. Ron Mael in the following song: 'Throw Her Away And Get A New One' (Ron Mael) Just like everything else in this world Time wreaks havoc on every girl What do you do, what do you do, what do you do? Throw her away and get a new one If you've got a girl with elegant taste It's only a matter of time Bowling or root beer or taking the train A girl in her decline Throw her away and get a new one, Throw her away and get a new one, Throw her away and get a new one, a new one Just like everything else in this world Changes come to the strongest of girls What do you do, what do you do, what do you do? Throw her away and get a new one Now may we present, she's the top of the line a 1959 In top notch shape, but it's always the same It's only a matter of time Throw her away and get a new one, Throw her away and get a new one, Throw her away and get a new one, a new one If you've got a girl, better look at her waist If you've got a girl, better check out her face Or maybe it's only a change in your taste Throw her away and get a new one, Throw her away and get a new one, Throw her away and get a new one, a new one

It doesn't matter what age you are - do it when she starts to look like a prune.

I'll give you a point for your hurt feelings.

One could not get a younger model. One is an asshole. lol....j/k, dude.

The age where she divorces you because you thought your sh*t didn't stink and then you realized when she left you, you were fat bald and ugly and she was the only one who put up with your crap.

Sorry! Meant to be a comment on another answer!!

As soon as she's old enough to realize that she doesn't have to cook, clean up, and give it up whenever he wants.