I'm in a wacky mood for many reasons. Can you please throw out the most random and absurd thought (fun and friendly only please)?
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Nelson - Jetpacking from bed
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I was watching Celebrity rap superstar on MTV the other day and this one rap sung by Shar Jackson is stuck in my head especially the line: "My name is...my name is...Shar Jeezy..."
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Two surrealist penguins are on an iceberg, where they've spent the last few months with only each other for company. They awaken one morning to discover that, as a result of global warming, their iceberg has broken into two pieces which are drifting apart from each other -- with one penguin on each piece. When they realize that they are about to lose their only companion in the world, one penguin hops up and down, waving one wing and yells, "Good Bye!" The other penguin waves in return and yells, "Chocolate milk!"
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The yellow pages book was running down the road to catch a bus whay he was apprehended by a policeman in a pink skirt who arrested him for being an illegal immigrant! Why?
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Here are some fun and cute pictures + up
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When a octopus gets frightened it has the ability to eat itself....i read that in the paper.
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My farts dont stink.... and i dont if that a good thing or not....................
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I got a down rate for this question, and I think it's funny as he##! http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/398238
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True story my 3yr old grandson asked me today if I knew where the clouds were going I told him no and asked where he looked at me with a big smile and said away HA!!HA!! then I asked were he heard that and who told him he again looked at me smiling and said nobody thats just how smart I am
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George W. Bush originally started his career as a porpoise trainer. Eventually he adapted, he evolved, their language became his own. Shunned by the porpoise training, he was only left with one option: ROGUE PORPOISE TRAINER. He traveled the earth and various underwater locales for some way to reinstate his popoise membership card...AND THEN!.....
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