Who would you rather be stuck sitting next to on an 18-hour flight? Oprah or Dr. Phil?
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Oprah. It would be good fun to talk to her.
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Dr. Phil man! He's awesome!
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Oprah, I could fall asleep on her chest.
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Dr Phil - I think I need therapy so I may as well have it on the plane ride :)
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Dr. Phil. I need to know why he has his wife in the audence. Phil, what were you thinking?
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id first ask them why they are flying in coach , god knows they got tons of cash.
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Oprah. I couldn't stand Dr Phil's accent and his social conservatism.
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Oprah. As one superlative bagger's name says KILL DR PHIL!
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Oprah. She's a very powerful and interesting person.
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Probably Oprah. I would speak to her only when she spoke to me first. I would not want to get her upset with me. That would be a long uneasy flight. If I sat by Dr. Phil, he would probably want me to be on his show. - Pick a category, any category...
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I would chose oprah,shes seems just like a interesting person.
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Dr. Phil... I just can't stand Oprah!!!
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Oprah I don't care for Dr Phil
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Oprah anytime.
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Dr.Phil ... He pulls no punches and tells it like it is, so, he's O.K. by me.
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Can I have a parachute and a seat by a door?
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Probably Oprah. Dr. Phil speaks so slowly that I want to pull his words out of his mouth for him. And he tends to lecture and talk down to people. Oprah could probably demand just about anything she wants and get it, so I would make nice-nice with her. She has a pretty interesting life story, too and I'll bet she hasn't forgotten how to "be real".
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Probably Dr. Phil because I have some issues with my mother that I would like to aske him how I should deal with it...
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Neither. Sitting on a ten hours flight is punishment enough; eighteen hours I would need to be sedated.
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I would choose Oprah. I know very little about either, I never watch their shows.
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Probably Dr. Phil. I'd like to debate with him on some things. I'd like to tell him that I think therapists are usually nothing more than paid friends. I'd like to tell him that true lasting change comes from within. I'd like to tell him that he sucks for changing his personality just so things would be more dramatic for his show so he could get higher ratings. I'd ask him if his wife beats him.
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Oprah, because I would be seated in first class, she would try to ply me with Champagne and I would refuse and she would pout the rest of the flight. I am not that sort of pumpkin.
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Probably Oprah. She seems like a good person deep down once you get past the celebrity part.
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Dr. Phil, cause I need advice on stuff.
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Dr. Phil, cause I need advice on stuff.
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Dr. Phil, cause I need advice on stuff.
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Oprah. Even though i am afraid to get 50 feet of an airplane.
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Well if I can't say neither I'd go with Phil cuz when he got on my nerves I wouldn't feel so bad when I punched him to shut him up. Nelson's still got this one, hands down! <Salute>
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Dr. Phil. I think he would be more understanding when I said, "Shut up, please, I am going to take a long nap".
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Oprah, she'd be pretty cool to talk to during a long flight.
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Jeez, why not just kill me first.
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well......I think Dr. Phil would have at least some advice on some topic I could pull out of a hat in all that time. Oprah would bore the hell out of me. I can't stand her when she loudly emphasizes everything at the end of sentences. "We'll be right back IN A MINUTE."
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Definately Oprah.
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I would throw them both out at 20,000 feet
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Oprah she rocks!
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If it were Dr Phil I'd be trying to jump out the emergency door.
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Oprah, more room in the seat without Dr. Phil
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Only if I could beat the crap out of Dr. Phil. At least I could make Oprah be quiet. I'd recommend any new book as her book club book try out book and tell her that this is the best book I have read in ages and that she must read it. That'll shut her up for a while.
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Oprah if i HAD to, Dr. Phil is annoying and it always seems like he is putting people down, but clever enough for them not to notice.
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The bald headed goon that is Dr Phil:) i'd just sit & annoy him as much as his show does to me, then when & if he falls asleep i'd write slapstick phrasings on that shiny head of his, maybe even condescend the man, close to the point of patronisation, by shouting very loudly, "NO DR PHIL, I WILL NOT PERFORM ORAL SEX ON YOU WHEN EVRYONE ISN'T LOOKING":) lol i'd love to see his immidiate reaction lol
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Tough question.. :) Hummmm Oprah I guess
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I think I'll be missing my flight.
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I'd ask for a parachute or cancel my flight.
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both, one on each side
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Dr. Phil. I'm sure I could learn a thing or two from him.
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I'd kill them both.
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could I sit on the wing?
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