ANSWERS: 100
  • I was nailing up some drywall, got distracted by my wife asking me something and next thing I knew the hammer had rebounded from the drywall, having missed the nailhead, and I gave myself an extremely impressive black eye.....
  • I was trying to get a pane of glass out of a( big) picture frame and it was stuck so I put it on the floor and with my foot on the glass I tugged with my hands and the glass sliced my achilles tendon with 45 stitcthes and a cast for 3 months.
  • I fall out of bed alot, and I once sprained my wrist because of it. I landed on my hand, and this of course woke me up, but I still kind of sat there for a while not realizing what had happened. All the while my full weight was pushing my hand farther than it is supposed to bend.
  • A few months ago I was carrying a 170 lb rock that I was trying to place into a fountain I was building.. as I was putting it down I slipped and I dropped it onto my bare foot....a few broken bones.
  • I cut my thumb while slicing hard boiled eggs on my hand instead of a cutting board!!
  • i poked myself in the eye with my thumb while walking up stairs
  • I was putting groceries away & put some in the fridge some in the freezer bent down to put some in the fridge & thought the freezer door shut & raised up real quick & about knocked myself out. I had a good sized lump on the middle of my head for weeks.
  • i was learning to use devilsticks and tried to do a move called the propeller well i got it going but lost control and the stick flew up hit me square in the eye.
  • I was nearly killed in what's now being dubbed the blow dryer incident of 2007. I put the blow dryer down on the bathroom counter while it was on. The cord broke and an arc shot out and hit me in the stomach. My shirt was burned. I got a burn on my stomach as well as a blister on my upper lip. My bad finger on my left hand got all tingly. The burn has healed but I still have a red spot where it was.
  • Stupidest.... That would be when the General Quarters alarm sounded on my first ship while I was in my work center on the 4th deck. Normally, that gave me about 30-45 seconds before someone came to drop the hatch to the ladder (those Navy ships have steep stairs; about a 60 degree angle) up to the 3rd deck, forcing me to open the small scuttle in the middle of the hatch so I just hit the ladder at a run and started climbing full speed on all fours before they closed the hatch. I forgot that we were already in "modified Zebra", meaning that the hatch had actually been closed for the last 3 days. I didn't lose any blood but I did manage to knock myself backwards and put a slight warp in the brass handwheel in the center of that scuttle. Opened the hatch, staggered to my repair locker, told 'em what happened, shuffled up to medical (unescorted!) and went nighty-night for five hours.
  • Hi Emart- Skuffed my bare food on a board...omg...splinters galore (age 13?)
  • It's a bit tricky to explain...I was wiring up a network jack. To do that you use a punch tool to "punch" the wire onto the back of the jack. I stupidly did this while holding the jack in my hand instead of putting it on the floor or against the wall. The plastic on the jack broke, and I ended up stabbing the blade of the punch tool through the center of the fingernail on my left ring finger. Hurt like the dickens and took weeks for the damaged nail to grow out.
  • Falling off my bike going down hill when I was 12 and scraping a huge hole in my right knee, had to get ten stiches and have a huge scar for the rest of my life.
  • I was swimming at a public pool, I was 10, and I wanted to impress & get the attention of the hot lifeguard that worked there every weekend,so I jumped off a huge flight of stairs in front of her, as I waved...and broke my ankle when I landed!. I tried to hobble away from embarrassment, but was unable to, and she had to help carry me to a car so I could go to the hospital...lol
  • when i was young and the teenage mutant ninja turtles was the craze, i made myself some nun-chucks...out of two solid pieces of oak and a rope. needless to say, while practicing my best moves, i nun-chucked myself into a different dimension and still have the scar to prove it!!!
  • Dec. 23, 2006, chasing a Christmas puppy. Puppy more agile than me, broke my hand. Was scheduled for surgery but decided against it. 5th metacarpal no longer attached to wrist but everything still works pretty well.
  • Carrying firewodd, arm all loaded, one last stick in my hand, huge log. I dropped the one in my hand, edge dropped right on my big toe and upper foot area. Thought it really hurt. Kept working through the pain. Then it ReALLY hurt. I had crushed my big toe and some bones in my foot. Then 3 days later my husband and went to pick up a big wood stove for our home. 475 lbs of stove:-) Yup, I somehow managed to carry ,y half of the stove into our Subaru Forester and then into the garage. That made the bones in my foot break apart even more, though I didn't realize it for a few more days. Because I was that stupid, it took months to heal correctly. I learned my lesson. Don't do stupid things and don't do two stupid things together!
  • I once slammed my thumb in a safe door at work. Fortunately I only lost my thumbnail. I felt like the biggest idiot.
  • When I was a kid I cut the palm of my hand open with a corkscrew, I was trying to cut open a coconut.
  • Well, it may have been when I fell against a rusty nail sticking out of the bathroom doorway when I was about 12, and home with only a friend. HURT! It could have also been when I was 29 and my foot slipped off of the pedal of my bicycle and I went head first onto the pavement splitting the skin open behind my right ear on my head. I had to have numerous staples stuck into the back of my had, but the Doctor said I was lucky I didn't have a split skull or a concussion.I guess I have a hard head.LOL!!
  • The absolute stupidest thing happened when I was a kid. My hero was Evel Knievel. I would build ramps and jump them on my bicycle. I built one about 5 1/2 -6 feet tall , backed way off and hit it as fast as I could. I went about 3/4 the length of a house, but, unfortunatly landed upside down . I smacked the concrete sidewalk so hard that I broke my left arm in two places , split my head open (Requiring 26 stitches) and suffered a concussion. It's a wonder we survive childhood.
  • Oh God, I have several: I was walking in the storage room at work and my foot got caught in some long plastic zip ties that hold boxes together, I've never fallen down harder in my life. The worse part is that I was holding about 10 reams of copy paper so I couldn't even put my arms down to break my fall. Terrible!! Another time I was in the bathroom (also at work) and when I ripped off a piece of toilet paper, I accidentallty hit the metal trash receptable, it came flying down onto my toe. The very corner of it hit my big toe, it was quite painful. It was swollen and red for a few days. I'm quite a clumsy person, these are just a few of the things that have happened to me recently.
  • I had to go check the mail one evening, and I live in a crappy neighborhood. I decided to bring a knife. My husband has this folding knife that has an assisted opening, say, a little "nub" that sticks off the bottom of the blade when it's closed so that you can open it quickly, either with your thumb or by sliding it across your pants. To make sure I knew what I was doing with it, I slid it across my pants to see if I could open it. I was in a dim room, and it didn't seem like I had opened it, so I tried again. Apparently, I had opened it on my first try, so on the second time, I just jammed it straight into my thigh. I guess I didn't know what I was doing. Ten staples.
  • I let a door fall shut behind me, it caught my pants (legs too long), & I fell flat on my face.
  • I was fixing my stapler, becuase a staple had gotten stuck, and BAM I stapled my thumb, pretty shocking pain....jejejeje, I laughed at myslef after my reflexes pulled my thumb out.....yea, pretty stupid.
  • I was running backwards and ended up in the emergency room with a bone fracture.
  • I accidentally hurt myself on a daily basis in very stupid ways so its hard for me to pick out just one.
  • GEEZ, where to begin! I've got two that are up there in the dumbass range. First one, I was reseting a server backup remotely from home, finished (about 2AM), turned off the lights and walked into my wall and broke my nose. Next one, I was walking downstairs, and my wife (who was upstairs) asked me something, I didn't quite hear her, so I turned as I was wlaking down stairs. Slammed my foot into the wall (one step off) and snapped my bit toe (it was pointing about 45 degrees to the right). Both were worthy of trips to the emergency room.
  • There's been quite a few: Running through my friend's house towards the sliding glass door in the back. Went to jump through the doorway, but the door wasn't open... Temporarily plastered myself to the door... Her dad was standing on the back proch and he just looked at me kind of funny... Went bouncing down our stairs, went to jump and land on the second-to-last step from the bottom, landed sideways on the stair, and rolled out my ankle really hard, dropped to the floor immediately and sat there for a couple of seconds until I popped my foot back into place... that's when it started to hurt... also landed hard enough that my butt had a huge bruise on it... Had to sit on an ice-pack for a couple of days along with one on my foot! Went to step out of the shower, foot went in puddle on floor, and somehow I ended up sitting ON the shower curtain inside the tub... smashed my head against the faucet... oww... Skating through my elementary school (it was a Sunday so it was closed of course) tried to turn and watch my friend showing off a new trick...; skated right into a big metal pole, gave myself a bloody nose, and tried not to get embarrassed when anyone asked where the bloody stain had come from... Yes, I am extremely clumsy. Amazingly, I have never broken a bone, had stitches, or required going to the emergency room... But it is a wonder that I am still alive... Oh yes, and I went to jump over the back of a couch one time, I ended up tipping the couch on top of myself... It was FUN!!!!!!!! ^_^ Hehehehe!
  • Ran myself over with a quadbike once, got off it to close a gate and it rolled back and went right over me :o(
  • I was vacuuming the stairs and I lost my balance and fell backwards down them and the top of the upright vacuum handle smashed into wall (the hole is still there and this was like 3 years ago) and the genius who owned the house before painted a lot of walls with sand paint and when my elbow contacted the wall it scuffed it up really good. I got a different vacuum cleaner so I don't plan on having this repeat itself.
  • I went to knock on a door and put my hand through a pane of glass. I was lucky - I only needed one stitch.
  • i hit myself in the balls trying to pull a bat out from under some weights.
  • I cut hand with a hunting knife while trying to open a clam. I was fishing and I was very hungry. I didn't have a clam knife with me. Very stupid--required two surgeries.
  • age 5- ran through sliding glass window. age 10- fell off the top bunk in my sleep. age 26- cut my leg with a chainsaw.
  • I was trying to get one mop that was tied to eleven more with three wires. Instead of breaking the wires, I started pulling the swab that was in the center of the pack....and after a few minutes of pulling....I developed what the Doctor calls "tennis elbow". I had to get injected because the pain was unbearable if I wanted to pick up something, anything, even a frying pan. Another one: I tried to "strip" one electric cord (remove the plastic so I could connect a plug) using my teeth instead of a knife or a plier. I cracked one tooth... getting it fixed cost me almost $700.00....
  • i burned myself with an iron
  • well my last holiday comes to mind. day 1 i managed to walk into a big cactus thing and got a thorn stuck in my hand.....it did hurt pulling it out. day 3 i went in the sea and cut my toe open....god that stung like mad and the last day i fell down some stairs and eveyone around the pool seen it. i was sooooo embarrased. oh and i was on a trampoline and nearly broke my ankle because i landed on the wooden frame bit. i was lucky to get back home in one piece from that holiday.
  • I was oxycetalene welding in a factory for a summer job in college, and the gas hoses (which are about as big around as my pinky and connected to each other - think a large electrical cord), which had apparently been twisted, suddenly untwisted when I loosened my grip on the torch. As the flame swung toward my face, I squinched my eyes shut. Apart from a very slight scorch on the face, the only thing it did was fuse my eyelashes together, so I had to use my fingers to help open my eyelids. I looked a little funny for a few weeks.
  • If pain constitutes hurt, then here we go: Road trip drivingg at night. Beers and juck food. Need to stop to pee. No rest stop. Gotta stop along the side of the road. Oh oh, number two. AHH...that felt good. Oh oh, no toilet paper. Grab some tree leaves. Back on the road. One day later, poison sumac all over /in the butt and on an area where no guy wants that sort of problem. That's the only time I've ever heard a doctor laugh when asking what was bothering you.
  • falling down the stairs...3 times already
  • oh, thats gotta be that elbow thing... i hate when that happens
  • I once pulled a pizza pan out of the oven with the mits. THen took off the mits and proceded to grab the pan with my bare hands.
  • I was walking across my room and I stepped on a magazine, promptly slipped and fell cartoon-style, and hit my foot really hard on - get this - a box of yoga gear. The entire top of my foot was bruised for weeks.
  • I was looking for a box to mail some stuff. Saw the perfect one in a dumpster..nice and clean..must have been just thrown away. It was one of those commercial dumpsters with the door/window. The box was just out of reach. I climbed up onto the little edge around the bottom and reached waaaay out. Foot slipped, my side hit the edge of the "window" and I cracked a rib. Looked at the box..it had no top flaps. Not one of my better days.
  • Once, I was at Fleet Farm and I was just walking down one of the aisles and my hand whacked the corner of one of the shelves. It just so happened that that particular shelf was metal and had a sharp edge. I scraped and bruised my hand, and I still have a stupid scar from the scrape lol...it sucked! Oh and then there was the time that I leaned on a barrier that was on the edge of a curb at a farmer's market in San Francisco, not realizing it was plastic and not anchored....fell over on my butt in the street in front of hundreds of people :) It didn't hurt much aside from my pride, but it was awfully stupid! Uh oh I remembered more...I was boogie boarding at the beach. A wave came up and knocked me over and pushed me under...as I came up, I smashed into my board with my face. My upper teeth almost went through my lower lip! All we knew at the time was that I was bleeding; it wasn't until 20 minutes later when we got back to the house and cleaned me up that we could see WHY there was so much blood. I still have a scar on my face from it, it happened about 4 years ago. Another time (this one is REALLY stupid), I'd been working for hours on dinner and was ready to be done at this point. I grabbed a lemon and the nearest knife (a really big serrated one) and didn't bother getting a cutting board. Held the lemon in my hand and the knife slipped through the last bit of skin and deep into mine! It took 40 minutes to get it to stop bleeding so I could patch myself up. I ended up with a cut near the web between my thumb and forefinger that is about 1 1/2 inches long....and it was super deep. THAT sucked!! Here's a pic of what I did to my face with the boogie board...it was pretty gnarley!
  • I was really drunk and tripped myself while changing from my jeans into my pajamas. Tripped while getting out of my jeans, and fell face first into the corner of my dresser. I woke up with a gash on my eyebrow and a black eye.
  • At home, I was running down the stairs when my right flip flop flew off my foot and made me fall down the stairs. And I was just recovering from surgery, too! Luckily I didn't need more.
  • I was probably 9 or 10 years old, and we'd just put the glass back into the back door after a summer of it being screened. The door was broken enough in order to latch, it had to be deliberately pushed that way, and usually just swung free. I went to run out the back door, pushed on what would've been the screen area, and smashed both hands right through the pane of glass. I didn't get stitches, but my mom doctored them up pretty well with butterfly bandages, and I only have one small scar remaining from it. I have a friend, though, who has the capability of damaging himself in about every way possible, and would win this "contest" hands down. He has even kicked himself in his own crotch multiple times... in one day.
  • Walking into a door that I knew was closed... I wasn't watching where I was going and tripped, stumbled a few steps, then Ka-pow... head meets door.
  • I was holding a chunk of frozen ice cubes in my left hand. Now for some reason I thought that the best way to break them apart was to grab a very sharp butcher knife in my right hand and stab them until they came apart. 22 stitches.
  • Ooh, ooh, I forgot about 2 more: 1) We had this yard-wide flying-saucer-shaped thing that was origally filled with helium, made out of the metallic-looking material (mylar???). It was falling apart, so it was down in the garage to be thrown out. I didn't have anything to puncture it, so I decided to jump up and land on it and pop it. Of course on the smooth garage floor it slipped out from under me and I landed on my right elbow - very painful. 2) At work 10 years ago, I jokingly did a feeble jump front kick at a coworker. I didn't get much altitude, but, being 6'4", I got enough to hit my head on the doorframe I was standing in. I think I was knocked out for 1/2 to 1 second, but the boss came out of his office next door to see what the noise was, and everybody was like "Jeez, [my last name]", rolling their eyes.
  • I dropped a lit match into my pants on accident once, Dont ask, it just.... wasnt... pleasant
  • I dropped a lit match into my pants on accident once, Dont ask, it just.... wasnt... pleasant
  • I dropped a lit match into my pants on accident once, Dont ask, it just.... wasnt... pleasant
  • I would fall off my chair and hit my head on the edge of the table then on a book, then the floor. (get you out of class).
  • Peed in my pants when I was 13.
  • I was sitting in class, with my chair leaned back against the wall, not making the connection that there were Linoleum floors. The chair slid out from under me and I hit my head on the wall.
  • You know why you don't take all the weights off one side of a weight-lifting bar at one time? Gravity. I nearly lost an eye when the bar flipped up and knocked me in the head. (I was young.)
  • Jumped out of a speeding wagon. Hacked my knee open with a hatchet while I was cutting up a xmas tree.
  • A few years ago I was closing the kitchen cabinet and whacked myself right in the nose. It immediately started bleeding heavily and wouldn't stop. I had to go to the ER and get 12 stitches across the bridge of my nose. It was quite embarrassing trying to explain to the doctor how I managed to split open my nose!
  • Cant remember, but last Saturday i was standing on a wall talking to my friends and forgot i was standing up, rather stupid dont you think. meaning my legs basically collapsed and i fell down, for those who are less bright ;)
  • I was jumping into the pool and then this maid came by and told me not to jump into the pool. After she left I decided, screw her! I'll jump in anyways, then in mid- air I decided I didn't want to disobey the rules of the pool and turned around and smacked my chin on the cement! OUCH! I have a scar on my chin. haha!
  • I was hand carrying a 145 lb rock (for a water feature) over a step while I was in bare feet. When I went to put the rock down I lost my grip..broke a few bones...
  • well... i have several...lol.when i was 6, i jumped off the side of my pool and some one called my name in mid air and i turned my head and said what?? and when i turned my head as i was going into the water,it kinda sorta banged on the side of the pool and i got like 8 stitches...another time when i was like 8 i was making a craft and i needed to poke a whole in something so i used scissors(the only ones i could find were the 'adult' scissors)and i tried poking a whole adn my finger was at the bottom.... and well you get the picture
  • I sat on a Metal Spork and It when in deep through my clothes and about 1/4 inch into my skin it hurt, bad.
  • i ran into a wall and broke my wrist. that's pretty stupid, don't you think?
  • Driving without paying full attention.
  • I was cleaning under my cockatiels cage and had the cage, WITH the 2 adult cockatiels AND 3 of thier babies in it, sitting on A table next to the area I was cleaning. Somehow I bumped the table hard enuff to send it toppling. In my haste to rescue the poor, helpless creatures I lunged for the cage, caught it before it hit the ground, fell over the toppled table, did a partial sommersault, setting the cage down, barely spilling the food and water dishes, and landed on the spray bottle I was using to clean. The birds were fine....I on the other hand had a six inch long bloody scrape and three bruised ribs.
  • 2nd grade i was climbing on the jungle gym thing at school. i was walking with no hands being "the man" next thing i new i woke up in the nurses office. I looked like an alien from mars...
  • I was building a cardboard box fort in my dormitory bedroom, and crawled right over/into a knife that I was about to use to cut part of the fort near the floor. I stabbed myself in the knee and needed two stitches, makes a great story, though.
  • I was carrying a 145lb rock to move into position for a water fountain..in bare feet. You guessed it..as I went to put it down I lost my grip and ended up with multiple fractures in my big toe...
  • poked myself in the eye... with a dinner plate.
  • I had my arms linked together behind my head. I had my baton stuck between my arms. I let go with one arm and it slingshot my baton directly into my nose at about 50 miles per hour. My nose was never right after that. Dumb huh?
  • Back in the late 1970s, I was sharpening one of my swords while barely paying attention to the TV, Sesame Street was on and my younger sister was watching it, suddenly, someone at the TV station accidentally bumped a switch and for several minutes, early morning Canadian TV was showing some Miss Nude Pagent ... I lost focus on my sword & sharpening stone and nicked my finger ... I rushed to the first aid kit and applied two butterfly closures then taped a popsicle stick to my finger so I would not accidentally bend it, and got back to the TV in time to watch another 40 seconds of nude women before it was switched back to Sesame Street.
  • I was bucking firewood with a chainsaw. No, I didn't cut myself with the chainsaw...it was even stupider. When I wanted to pick up a cut section, I grabbed a small branch that was sticking out of the log to use as a handle. The branch broke and I stabbed myself in the eye. Came close to loosing it, but in the end, everything healed fine. It's all fun and games until somebody (almost) looses an eye.
  • about 12 hours after climbing up a ladder to attempt to change a lightbulb i got out of bed too fast and broke my pinky toe on my left foot when i hit it off the wheel on my bed i landed on the floor with the force of a full potato sack dropped from a great height. I suffer from Vertigo and i shouldn't have been attempting to change a lightbulb even with the supervision of my support worker. when she came in the next morning she examined the toe and told me just to put ice on it because by this time it was about the size of a large marble and the color of a grape!
  • zipper, only a guy knows that pain!
  • When i was five i stepped on the end of a rake, out of curiosity(the raking side;a 90 degree angle;teeth facing upwards), and was smacked in the face with the pole.
  • Playing hopscotch when I was 7. I landed on my rear and my thigh bone shattered in three places.
  • This happened onboard a cruise ship. I was swimming at the pool onboard Liberty of the Seas. I got out of the pool and started walking. There was one stair between the pool bar and the pool. I didn't see it. I hit the back of my heel really hard. There was a big dark green bruise. Nothing too bad but it sure did hurt.
  • 2 years ago, I was having a lot of trouble sleeping, so my doctor prescribed Ambien to help me sleep. I had fallen asleep on the couch,(I have no personal recollection of any of this, just what my sister and husband told me) apparently I woke up, still in an Ambien stupor, stumbled into the kitchen and started cleaning up. They then said I told them I was going into the garage to get dishes, and they told me not to. Then I got all belligerent, and they let me go. While I was out there I managed to break 3 toes and my ankle, and to this day, I still don't remember what I did. Needless to say, I haven't taken Ambien since....
  • I feel so bad, but I laughed at some (most) of these. I'd have to say the stupidest way I ever hurt myself was this: I was at my dad's house when I was about 10. He was inside taking a nap, and I went outside to climb the tree (something he didn't want me doing, but he was asleep so out I went.) I was up... probably about 20 feet, when I leaned on a branch that was dead. It broke, and down I went. I LANDED ON HIS CAR and dented the roof. My first concussion! Anyways, he woke up and rushed me to the hospital. It sucked pretty bad, but I never disobeyed my dad again ^_^
  • I was playing badminton at school, i ran backwards to hit the shuttlecock, but on my way back i tripped over my own foot and landed on my hand... had to go to hospital!
  • I was with my husband in the mall. I decided we needed to be on the next level and we went up the escalator. I was following him up and he had gotten off while I I still had 5 more "stairs" to go. I decided the best thing to do would be run up them two at a time. The problem being I was wearing Flip-Flops and I missed the last step on the escalator . I hacked open my big toe and the bottom of my foot. People where staring and asking if I was okay....I just smiled (through the Pain and blood) and made my way to the car. 22 stitches later I decided I wasn't going wear flip-flops on escalators again.
  • A piece of toast was stuck in my toaster and i tried to get it out with a knife. i had to go to hospital
  • You know children play with anything that they got, then one day i saw a knife on the floor beside my mum and i thought the knife could not hurt me. well i got stupid and started to play with it. then five minutes later, i cut my finger. i cried like 30 minutes. From that time, i never played with a knife again.
  • It happened like six years ago. I was walking to school and I slipped on the side-walk; furthermore, I was on bed rest for two months with broken ankle.
  • When I was a kid I stabbed myself in the wrist while I was peeling a carrot. I still don't understand how I could have done that...
  • i was late for the school bus( i was like 12 yrs) and i was running around the house making sure i had everything, i ran upstairs grabbed my backpack. decided it was a good idea to JUMP done the stairs onto our hard tile floors, and i made it about 3/4 of the way down before i lost control and twisted my ankle, i heard a loud pop. it hurt. yea ....smart!
  • I was swimming underwater in my pool and hit the area above my nose on the ladder while swimming upwards full speed. It left a huge gash on my face which required stitches! There is still a horrible scar there. That's soo stupid!
  • When i was really little, (cant remember the age.) i found some really sharp scissors, i thought they would be fun to play with, and rub between my fingers. i stated to bleed a lot but it didn't hurt until i noticed all the blood. i ran to my older sister and told her. not one of my smartest moments.
  • Had sex in the slippery shower & I tried to hang on the shower pole but it broke & I fell back & broke my finger.
  • When I was 7 I got my finger stuck in a plastic toilet paper roll thing that they had in coffee shoppe bathrooms with the big super sized roll of t.p still attached I had to walk out with this big thing on my finger wet because I tried to get if of myself I had to go to the hospital my finger was all blue and the DR. said we have to cut it off I started screaming because I thought they meant my finger. anyway I was not really hurt from it my finger was bruised but that was really stupid and embarassing ever for a 7 year old.
  • I was using a deli slicer with wet hands, slipped, and sliced my thumb to the point that I needed10 stitches.
  • But does that beat falling down a flight of stairs while sleepwalking and breaking your back? Damn, I am clumsy.
  • We had just gotten a new stove and were checking it out. My husband turned on one of the burners, and for reasons I cannot explain, I laid my hand right across that same burner. The burn was minor, but having to hear about it for the rest of my life is not. :)
  • I was at a birthday party with my son at a place called Pump it Up....they have slides and things for the kids to jump and play on.....My son talked me into sliding down the slide with him and somehow my foot got caught while I was on my way down, twisted and pulled my leg up to the left and my knee popped! When I went to see my Doctor....I had a torn mcl. It took awhile for me to recover from that one. And it was really dumb!!
  • I accidentally locked myself out of my own house. The window pane next to the door ... I thought it was just thin plastic there / you know, the kind with lots of circles in it, you can't see though? Well, I pushed on it hard thought it would 'pop' out of the little square it was in, NOPE IT WAS GLASS! A few stitches and alot of HUMBLE PIE later...stupid me. Sliced my wrist - MY WRIST open...could have bled to death. Geez...but I was younger and (even) stupid-er then!!!
  • i sneezed and smacked my head with my laptop.

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