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No, but in my opinion Theo Selig (Dr Seuss) was the O.G. Original Guy or gangster for some other people). I have read most of his many books from Bartholomew and his hats (Is that the title was it copywritten in the 1930's?) to You are only young once. His rap style has been loved by children for decades! When I was a nanny, I enjoyed having the little kids fall asleep on my back while I struggled to keep the rhythm of his careful yet politically astute words going smoothly. Try as I might I almost always struggled to stay true to the cadence of the words as I tried to keep my speed up with my vocals. Everyone who reads his books with an even voice should be given a big gold (or gold filled) medallion and some other bling, bling for their for their skills.
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are you reading aiden's books? here goes: if answerbagging betty bops along bagging answers, then you have a bitty booping betty. but if answerbaggers battle betty, then you have an angry batty betty boop. when betty boops or bops the answerbaggers bow to her boopaliciousness. the end
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If a catcher catches And a teacher teaches Shouldn't a vulture vulch? And if it were vulching just what would it do? Would it give away perppermints To me and to you? Would this vulching vulture Draw pictures of poodles? Would he sit back and analyze George Bush's doodles? Does anyone know just what vulching is? Does it mean baking biscuits Or giving soft drinks their fizz? If a non-vulture vulches does it cause consternation Among all the members of the vulture nation? If I vulch and you vulch and your grandmother too Just what will the vultures with feathers do?
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I cannot be as funny as LynfromNm,I clean for a living cause thats who I am.If I were to rhyme off the top of my head in politics my language would suddenly go dead. But if you were to ask me what dump I was humping just tune to my show and I'll show you something,So she has the funniest answer thus far and I was a lame*** Who plugged my own star.
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Lopsided Luke the resident kook is making his lemonade. He does not like it tart or sour, He does not like it in the shower. He doesn't like it in a glass, He doesn't like it while eating bass. Hail to lemons, down with limes. Down with all these silly rhymes. Lemon one, lemon two, lemon three is in his shoe. Squish, mash, he makes some cash, selling his lemonade. Step right up and have a cup, Drop a coin in the can. It will clink, It will clatter, It will tink, tink, tink. When it tinks you can drink, without going to the clink. Lopsided Luke the resident kook is making his lemonade.
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Twinkle Twinkle bale of hay, oh how I love to roll & play. Golden brown or bright green, I'll nibble it regardless how its seen I got 4 stomachs so go on and twinkle... I have to end this poem 'cause I gotta tinkle. It ain't in Suess style, but it's all I can muster in the middle of the night, drunk on a bottle of wine.
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No but I own a T-shirt that is a good spoof of one: Green Buds And Hash on a tie-dye.
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I cannot come up with a rhyme this time, for I have to go and sit and dine. Maybe next tine...err time would be fine...
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Not really but I do have a Green buds and hash T-shirt! And a great nursery rhyme, wanna hear it?
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Thanks retro, I smiled
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