Which playground rhyme do you remember most? Mine is "ha ha ha hee hee hee you have the face of a chimpanzee!"

Susie* and Johnny* sitting in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
First comes love,
Then comes marriage,
Then comes Johnny with a baby carriage,
Suckin' his thumb,
Wettin' his pants,
Doin' the Hula-Hula Dance!


*Insert names of your choice.


And, this classic!

Miss Susie had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell,
Miss Susie went to heaven,
The steamboat went to...
Hello, Operator,
Please give me number nine,
And if you disconnect me,
I'll kick you in your....
Behind the 'frigerator,
There was a piece of glass,
Miss Susie fell upon it,
And broke her little...
Ask me know more questions,
Tell me no more lies,
The boys are in the bathroom,
Pulling down their...
Flies are in the city,
Bees are in the park,
The boys and girls are kissing
In the D-A-R-K, dark dark dark!

"Johnny was a chemist's son,
Now Johnny is no more.
What Johnny thought was H20,
Was H2SO4."

It was a skipping rope (jump rope) rhyme:
Cinderella dressed in yeller
Went upstairs to meet a feller
On the way her panties busted
How many people were disgusted? One, two, three, four..."

Ring around the Rosie's a pocket full of daisies ( and I just forgot the rest of it )


+ 5

I'm rubber and you are glue
whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you!

I know you are
but what am I

hey laser lips
you momma's a snowblower!!

Growing up in the ghetto I used jump rope with the girls sometimes. We would sing this one a lot, but I would replace girlfriend for boyfriend:

"Uno, dos, siesta
I said a-east, a-west
I met my boyfriend at the candy store
He bought me ice cream, he bought me cake
He brought me home with a belly ache
Mama mama, I’m so sick
Call the doctor quick quick quick
Doctor, doctor will I die?
Count to five and you’ll be alright
I said, a-one, a-two, a-three, a-four, a-five
I’m alive!

We're going to Kentucky
We're going to the fair
To see the Senoritas
With flowers in their hair
OH!
Rumble to the bottom,
Rumble to the top,
Turn around and turn around until you make a stop!

"Oranges and lemons", say the bells of St. Clement's
"You owe me five farthings", say the bells of St. Martin's
"When will you pay me?" say the bells of Old Bailey
"When I grow rich", say the bells of Shoreditch
"When will that be?" say the bells of Stepney
"I do not know", says the great bell of Bow
Here comes a candle to light you to bed
And here comes a chopper to chop off your head!
Chip chop chip chop - The last man's dead.

ok dont report me for this, but i was reading another question and someone wrote these rhymes...
"jack and jill went up the hill to smoke some marajauna
jack was high and dropped his fly and asked jill 'do you wanna'
silly jill
forgot her pill
and now they have a daughter"

and...
"f*** f*** f*** a duck,
screw a kangaroo,
69 a porcupine
get horny at the zoo"

Mama Mia, Papa Pia, Sisters got the diahriah!

Or how about this one(please remember this is only a rhyme from my childhood, NOT something I have taught my own children!

Me Chinese, me play joke, me go wee wee in your Coke!

My boyfriend gave me an apple,
My boyfriend gave me a pear.
My boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips,
And threw me down the stairs!

I gave him back his apple,
I gave him back his pear!
I have him back his kiss on the lips,
And threw him down the stairs.

I threw him over London,
I thew him over France,
I threw him over Disney Land,
And stole his underpants.

I wen't to the movies,
To get some bubble gum,
And when he wasn't looking,
I shoved it up his bumb!

everyones doin` it doin` it picking thier nose an chewin` it chewin` it

1. Teacher, I declare, I see ____'s underwear. Might be blue, might be white, might be full of dynomite.

2. Every year on the last day of school:
Schools out! Schools out! Teacher let the bulls out!

3. Tattle tale, tattle tale, hangin' from a bulls tail!

4. Step on a crack break you're mama's back or step on a crack, break the devil's back.

A tisket, a tasket,
A green and yellow basket.
I wrote a letter to my love
and on the way I dropped it.

I dropped it, I dropped it,
And on the way I dropped it.
A little boy picked it up
And put it in his pocket!
_____________________________
Hokey Pokey

You put your left foot in,
You put your left foot out,
You put your left foot in,
And you shake it all about!
You do the Hokey-Pokey,
And you turn your self around;
That's what it's all about!
________________________________________
One, two,
Buckle my shoe;
Three, four,
Shut the door;
Five, six,
Pick up sticks;
Seven, eight,
Lay them straight;
Nine, ten,
A good, fat hen;

Milk, milk lemonade, round the corner chocolate's made!

Michael, Michael motorcycle.
Turn the key, watch him pee.

they were relentless

4,6,9
The goose drank wine
The monkey chewed the back of a street car line
The line broke
The monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little row boat

Oh Ah I lost my bra
I don't kknow where my knickers are
Oh Ah there they are
Underneath my boyfriends car.

The Worm Song....(there are many variations but this is what I remember)

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me
So I'm gonna eat some worms
Long thin slimy ones
Big fat chewy ones
Itty bitty fuzzy wuzzy worms.....

I see London
I see France
I see _______'s underpants!

Fatty fatty two by four
Couldn't get through the bathroom door
So s/he did it on the floor
Picked it up and did some more.

Ting-a-ling-a-ling
The school bell ring
The teacher hop
She panty drop
And everybody see she lollipop

(These responses make me laugh out loud, thanks guys!)

I see London
I see France
I see ( your name here )
underpants.

twinkle twinkle little star
what you say is what you are
sticks and stones will break my bones
but names will never hurt me

"I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up, then your momma comes and licks it up"

or

"Go tell your mommy, your daddy, or your greasy granny with a hole in her panties, and a big behind like frankenstein."

Oranges and lemons.

miss mary mack mack mack...
all dressed in black black black...

Tommy and Mary sitting in a treee k i s s i n g, first comes love then comes marriage then comes Mary with a baby carriage.

Hey! What about:

I see your hynee,
it's bright and shiney.
If you don't hide it,
I'm gonna bite it.

and...

Milk milk, lemonade,
around the corner fudge is made.
(This gem was performed with choreographed pointing to left nipple, right nipple, groin and then rear end. This required skill and coordination when you were 7 or 8.)

Well, ring any bells yo?...

Miss Susie had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell toot toot!
Miss Susie went to heaven,
The steamboat went to
HELLo operator! Please give me #9
And if you disconnect me,
I'll chop off your
BEHIND the refridgerator,
there lay a piece of glass,
Miss Suzie sat upon it,
And broke her little
ASK me no more questions,
Please tell me no more lies!
The boys are in the bathroom,
Zipping up their
FLIES are in the meadow,
The bees are in the park,
Miss Suzie and her boyfriend,
Are kissing in the
D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, D-A-R-K, dark dark dark!
DARK is like a movie,
A movie's like a show!
A show is like a TV set,
And that is all I know know know!
I know I know my mother,
I know I know my father!
I know I know my sister,
With the 18 dollar 18 dollar 18 dollar
bra bra bra!!

Up your bum with a piece of gum!

miss mary mack mack mack
all dressed in black black black
with silver button button buttons
all down her bck back back
she asked the elephants elephants elephants
for 50 cents cents cents
to see the elephants elephants elephants
jump the fence fence fence
they jumped so high high high
they touched the sky sky sky
and didn't come back back back
until the 4th of july ly ly... hahaha

I did "swing swing swing by the soda machine". With occasional variation from
Mamas in the kitchen stirring rice
Papas down stairs shooting dice
Brothers in jail swinging for bail
Sisters on the corner sing Shoot Cocktails
to
Batman flying through the air
Batman lost his underwear
Batman said I don't care
'cause you gonna by me a brand new pair!

That one that goes something like, "London, France! I see XX's underpants!"

also... for jumprope:

"not last night, but the night before, twenty-four robbers came knocking at the door!" and of course, I don't remember the rest. lol

also, the hand clapping one..

"...hello operator, please give me number nine, the the bees are in the meadow, the flies are in the .. (can't remember--big shock) and something about 'miss mary sat on a--and hurt her little--ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies, the bees are in the meadow, the flies are in the.....'

Darn. Maybe someone else can remember it. I just know it would--stop--at the cuss word and turn it into the next sentence. lol

................ UR MOM!

It's a song we used to see on the bus during summer camp:

The cutest guy, I ever saw, was sippin' ci-der through a straw
First cheek to cheek, then jaw to jaw, we sip our ci-der through a straw...
And sometimes when, that straw would slip, we'd sip our ci-der lip to lip
And now I've got, a mother-in-law, and 8 little kids, all call me "Ma".
The lesson is, my little dears, don't you sip ci-der you sip...
...Good Old Fashion ROOT BEER!

Ms. Mary Mack - Mack - Mack
All dressed in black - black - black
with silver buttons - buttons - buttons
All down her back - back - back
She jumped so high - high - high
she touched the sky - sky - sky
and she never came back - back - back
til the fourth of July - ly - ly.

Jump rope song

numa numa ay numa numa numa ey everyday my colors turn to grey dragon stey den tie band rocks

Ice Cream
Ice Cream
Cherry On Top
How Many Boyfriends Have You Got
One Two Three.....................

These are those hand-clapping jokes:

A-B-C
We're going up,
we're going down we're going
Criss Cross
karate chop
Turn around
Touch the ground
Lolly pop
Full Stop


And:


Apple on a stick,
makes me sick,
makes my heart beat 246
Not because its dirty,
not because its clean,
but because you kissed a boy behind a magazine
Girls, boys, have a lot of fun,
here comes Suzie with her big fat bum.
She can do the wriggles,
she can splits
but she can't do this
Close your eyes and count to ten
if you can't your a big fat hen
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
You can do it so you're my friend!

I haven't seen this one yet, so here goes.
(said after someone says "So!")
So, so, suck your toe on the way to Mexico. While you're there, cut your hair. Don't forget your underwear!

My son reminded me of one the other day:

I see London, I see France
I see someones underpants


Gotta love little boys!

liar liar your pants are on fire your hair got caught on the telephone wire...

we broke up we broke up...we dont care if school blows up
no more english, no more french...no more sitting on the old school bench...
teacher teacher over there....what colour is your underwear?
Is it black or is it white...oh my god its dynamite
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 BANGGGG
oh my now its seeee through...


haha good times...

U-G-L-Y You ain't got no alibi. You ugly, yeah yeah you ugly

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