Whats the worst nickname you have ever heard?
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PerfectlyFlawed.
ANSWERS: 27
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"Maggot". Not me, some big hefty guy. Not sure how he came to get that "name" either.
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my cousin Shawna used to be called 'shit-on-a shingle'
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there was a guy at my school who looked a bit like elijah wood. We called him woody. (I felt really bad later. I assumed we were calling him like Woody Woodpecker ...not the other kind of "woody")
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My father called me ' trash can ' and it wasn't funny at all for me + 5
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All the ones I got called in middle and high school like tooth pick, Olive Oil, horse, mule,... I guess I should also mention my x-husband... did I learn some good slang w/ him!
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For me, carrot top.
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Rumpelstiltskin. Mind you, this is the best insult school-age children, from Kindergarten on through senior high, could come up with for someone named "Steelson".
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mo mo the camel-toe aka mogeek
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Well I limp so in grade school it was you cripple
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My elder sister used to call me "Chunky Monkey". I'm sure she thought of it as a term of endearment, but I hated it, and it always made me feel self-conscious about my weight.
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Sumo. My dad's friend calls his son this. I don't think he knows the meaning of the word.
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Sperm . We have a bloke at work who's called embryo 'cos he looks like a two month old kid in the womb. You got it , sperm looks even younger !! I was walking through Town one day and they were on the other side of the road to each other . Sperm shouted out " Oi , Embryo " " Hiya Sperm " came the reply. You should've seen the look on people's faces , I was crying with laughter.
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Dick, not as in like dick was his name but as in the phallic symbol, he wasnt liked very much and was a dick
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"Useless", a person in the area where my parents vacationed called his kids "useless one and useless two". He was a total a-hole.
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I like to whip out "walking brain-donor" or "waste of oxygen" for the Britney Spears, Paris, Lindsay types.
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butterball, my grandpaw use to call me that when I was young because I wasn't a skinny kid.
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My friends nickname is saggy or saggis the haggis because her last name is saghendorph (i know i completly killed the spelling of it)
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Booger. I had a friend nick-named Booger. It was so standard I never knew what his real name was. He was just "Booger". I was in high school and he was a few years out and he hung around at the Dairy Queen parking lot and was willing to buy us beer. Good 'ol Booger!
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My ex used to call me Skippy sometimes. That's the worst nickname I ever heard.
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I didnt know this person myself but I had several people tell me of a man who everyone called Do Do.
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June Bug.
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roach i had a friend and we all called him roach. I dont really remember why
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My grandpa calls his brother "bucket"
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My daughter's boyfriend is nicknamed Booty... go figure.
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mooch my friend at work is naming her nephew a mooch look it up if you dont know the meaning of the word :
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Parool (like out on parole) I went to a Halloween party and got dressed up like an inmate, tattoos the worx’s, a friend saw me and said I look like I was out on parole and from that day I am stuck with it (15 years now)
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I've had a variety of nicknames: Grade-school: Squirrel (I have no idea how they came up with that one!) Middle-school: Trouble, Brass Knuckles (those made sense seeing as I was in the principal's office nearly 3x a week) High-school: Seemed like most people stopped calling me names... Except for the rare and wonderful few like B!+^*, Pretty Girl, and Whoever-You-Are! (The first two passed as terms of endearment, the last one was just people being stupid... made sure they knew who I was!)
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