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LOL... Chelsea, did you DR me because I spellrd your name wrong? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
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Not especially.
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yeh in an annyoing kinda way
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I have always thought she was funny, especially when she plays the doped up, trashed up celebrities. She DOES need some new material, tho'. Is it just me, or does it seem like they may have muzzled her a little on her new show?
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On her show on 2/19/09, Chelsea Handler said she hates the South. She said, "I hate beer, it reminds me of the South. No offense, you guys." Oh, she is funny and talented as hell, but really Ms. Handler, you hate the south? well, if you hate the South, that is a shame, you would fit right in. By your admission of your love of Vodka, Georgia thinks you are their Governor, Mississippi believes you are their Senator, and Texas swears you are their Queen. Tennessee wants you to switch to Jack Daniels and speak much slower, but they still want you to move your show there, to improve the liquor sales as a Stimilus package. Florida is having voting problems, so no tally there yet, but we will keep you posted. It has been said that Florida has enough old drunks wearing clothes for six year olds, pretending to be young and funny, look at most of the beaches. So, you might want to live there, Ms. Handler. Southerns are proud of Ms. Handler and her type of humor, because it shows any white trash hag can become rich with a bottle of Grey Goose and a bitchy quip. Many of the children in the South hold her in high regard and want to get to the 8th grade like she did, and show how Vodka, not an education is the key to getting on TV. Of course, southerns already had that key, who invented "COPS"? It is intersting how she followed up the comment with "No offense, Guys." Wow, the South invented the back handed insult, with a half hearted, "no offense" and you know what there is none taken. I mean southerns say, go get in your big truck and go back to your big double-wide mansion and drink it up Ms. Handler....we laughed at you and with you, with your face age 50 and body squeezed into the size of a twenty year old, but no offense we not mad at you, our mamas watch your show with their vodka and get ideas on the next outfit to go get from Wal-mart to be just like you...you are a Southern Icon...huh, ya'll????
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