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by gtravels loves her life penguin on August 27th, 2007
Categorize his/her question under England;)
by slothmister on September 2nd, 2007
Tell them they are BRITISH.
Telling them they are English just makes yourself look like a fool as England and Scotland are two different countries but calling them British is something that, technicaly, they are but which they are trying not to be!
by Symbeline on October 26th, 2008
Remind them that the Irish were able to win back their country, and not them. >_>
by SG QOTABD RIP SHELLA DARLING on September 2nd, 2007
you on purpose call then either of the following:
1) english
2) irish
3) welsh
4) new zelander.
andthey wont talk to y ou for the next 2 weeks.
by Nuttsky on April 3rd, 2008
Brag in a Scottish pub about how much fun you had when you were in England. (I would NOT - NOT! ever do that.)
by 4747 on September 2nd, 2007
Call them Irish.
by Mentalmum is back on September 2nd, 2007
Go on, tell me! Im scottish so annoy me lol....
by KevinW42 on September 2nd, 2007
Aye laddy, ask 'im for a wee bit o' haggis, ask why he isn't wearin' a wee kilt, offer to play the bagpipes, and imitate 'is accent poorly.
by steelhamster@aol.com on October 26th, 2008
I'm Scottish and nothing annoys me, we are above all that ;-)
My favourite Scottish joke is: "What's the difference between a Scotsman and a coconut?"
"You can get a drink out of a coconut"
by SarahEatWorld on June 30th, 2008
Im scottish!
Ways English people annoy me...
1) Call me Jock
2) Say - " och aye the noo "
3) Say im british
4) Remind me England is better at football
5)Ask if i eat haggis neeps and tatties EVERY DAY
LOL just jokin i dont mind =D
by Pumby umby umpkin Est. 1989 on September 2nd, 2007
Sing "I'm too Scottish for my haggis" to them!
by ChelseaMark on September 2nd, 2007
Nick the key to their drinks cabinet.
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on September 2nd, 2007
Ask them if they live near the scotch tape factory!
by DA BEN DAN yanggui zi on September 2nd, 2007
tell them they belong to England
by peterpam on September 2nd, 2007
Tell him that it is his round?
by Egico is now Egioz on September 2nd, 2007
Refer to them as being Scotch, instead of Scottish, or a Scot! Scotch is a drink people!
by Mr. Josh on August 27th, 2007
you imitate there accent.
by Punny on August 27th, 2007
Tell that person he/she is really ENGLISH...
by steve on August 27th, 2007
you dont..... the ones i know are always angry
by farseer on September 26th, 2009
call yourself scottish when you're actually american who's distant ansestor knew someone who came from scotland.
annyos the hell outa me.
by Light_of_Cania on September 22nd, 2009
Call them english.
by bookworm on November 8th, 2008
try to repeat everything they say in a scottish accent :)
by --paw43--is back for now on October 27th, 2008
Call them Scotch
by fayesimone on October 27th, 2008
call him english!!
by subtlesledgehammer on October 14th, 2008
Call him English
by Roger Kovaciny on October 14th, 2008
I saw a Scot and a Jew waiting for a bus, and when it came around the corner the Scot ran up a block to meet it and the Jew ran down a block to wait for it.
So I said, "All right, boys, I know you're both stingy, but what's the story? Why did you do different things?"
And the Jew said "I wanted a longer ride for my money," and the Scot said "I wanted to keep my money longer!"
by Roaring on October 14th, 2008
Imitate a bagpipe
by Greekgod on June 29th, 2008
Well clearly some may well be annoyed but as a Scot I find myself worrying about the fact that nobody seems to know how to really annoy us. I have read all 26 answers so far and not one of them make the grade.
Will be back to see if someone can get it right.
by nagol the scot on June 10th, 2008
call them english... that always annoys me!
by Lovehearts on May 24th, 2008
Don't imitate the accent...just don't.
I know how I speak. Ah cannie help it.
by Cammmm on May 24th, 2008
Ask for some money. lol, we're notoriously tight fisted.
by Anonymous on April 3rd, 2008
Shag his wee dog
by Talimze on September 2nd, 2007
Run up to one of them and say, "I've got a claymore for ya, Jimmy."
They hate that.
by boatie on September 2nd, 2007
Poke them a wee bit!
by anonymous on September 1st, 2007
Tell them your English.
Truly we had this Scottish guide when we went up to Loch Ness and he was so anti english that even though we spoke with Aussie accents (living in Australia for 34 years) I was too scared to tell him I was born in England.
by Nightwatchdog on October 24th, 2009
Fill his bagpipes with cheese whiz.
by neilychops on October 24th, 2009
Use improper grammar?
by Moongrim on September 26th, 2009
Epoxy a number of pennies to the sidewalk.
by Amorphous Blob on September 26th, 2009
Yell out, "Will ye nae listen ta raison, laddie!?".
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/410807
by The Anonymous Witch on September 26th, 2009
yell "last call ".
by Amorphous Blob on September 26th, 2009
"So Scotland is like one of the states of England, right?"
by MoiBein on September 26th, 2009
Tell them England sold the Country to the Irish for Nessy. And now there are some new laws.
No Drinking anywhere but home.
All Scott's are now to be referred to as wee foke.
Kilts are now to be called dresses.
Golf has been baned.
Nothing is allowed to be green or red.
TV stations are no longer to broadcast anything other than Benny Hill and Monty Python.
And no more Drinking at home.
by farseer on August 14th, 2009
ask them if they're english :P
but you might get hit so stand back a bit.
by Neptune66 on November 20th, 2008
Tell them that if any Scottish person is seen walking around the town of York with a bow and arrow they can be killed for it.:)
by dea_ex_machina on November 8th, 2008
say: Glenrothes!
by Schonberg on October 26th, 2008
Tell him its his round next.
by Sodapop on October 26th, 2008
Pretend to have a scottish accent and act like them, with bad acting. that would annoy me, but im not Scottish.
by nagol the scot on October 26th, 2008
ask homwhats under his kilt ... that always annoys me
by coffeemaniac can cry on October 14th, 2008
Speak French to them :)
That was for Mental Mum!
by Sir Ichabod Crane on October 14th, 2008
Take away their Glenlivet and no more playin on St.Andrews ya great scottish poof.And oh yea,William Wallace was gay.
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Comments
Ha ha, good eye
by Nelson L. Squeeko on August 27th, 2007
ha ha had a good laugh have we changed it now so there
by LANGIE on August 27th, 2007
and i misspelt annoy
by LANGIE on August 27th, 2007
Now you weren't the one to go and downrate me 2, were you my dear? That wouldn't be very nice. Guess I shouldn't risk telling you that there is a category called Scotland then;)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on August 27th, 2007
yeah i know but computer was winding me up its being very naughty to day points ammended sorry
by LANGIE on August 27th, 2007
deep breath am ok now
by LANGIE on August 27th, 2007
No problem. Appreciate your telling me. And I am sorry if I offended you:)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on August 27th, 2007
you didnt just me was on one soz again
by LANGIE on August 27th, 2007