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Do you have any spare underwear?
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thay where getting it on with my bloke if i had one lol
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Smile! You're on Candid Camera!
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"uh oh, this can't be good...."
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Groan. It's coming! God, I really need more fibre!
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A person on a cellphone talking to a friend and explaining her visit to her doctor, today. "He told me i had contagious TB and i should be in isolation in a hospital. he said every time i cough and every breath i breathe, can contaminate someone sitting or standing very close to me." Super speed wiping in process, while holding ones breath.
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I am almost done....I hope this pipe bomb will really make a big bang!
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Someone help me my baby is comming right now!!!
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I am a troll ole de ole! And I will eat you for supper!
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"you have any glade over there, cuz you gonna need it after the noise subsides I tell ya what!"
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Want a lumpkin?
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Why did i ate that this diarrhea is killing me.
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Oh my...OH MY GOSH, HARDER!
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Hey, buddy, do you mind helping me wipe my butt?
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What did you eat?.. Because that stinks!!
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OH, GOD IT'S ESCAPING THE TOILET!! or JESUS CHRIST!
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Oh my GOD!! This is the biggest tapeworm YET!!!
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Hey buddy, just so you know I caught crabs the last time I sat on that seat.
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Ohhh poo you smell I would die from embarrassment
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"Man why couldn't I have gotten my normal spot to the left!"
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Who does Number 2 work for?! *Austin Powers*
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We have to stop meeting like this!
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"Psssssst, Excuse me, would you mind running and grabbing me some fresh batteries.... Damn thing died and I was almost there"
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Captain, The purple cow is dead and it excites me.
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Can you give me a hand!
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Whew !!!! Come look at this !!
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That stinks awful!
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ugh i shouldn't have eaten that last night
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Damn, dynamite got wet!
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"And women think childbirth is tough, I just passed a 10 pounder"!
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What do you mean you use both sides?
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nice ass!
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