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Metaphiz
ANSWERS: 13
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Dig a hole and hide underground.
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Use a really big fire extinguisher to stop the combustion in his jet pack. If hes useing self oxidizing propellant, Im in trouble.
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Sneak up on him and put it on auto pilot, destination =Moon. You would have to be really sneaky though!!!
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stuff a rock up his jet pack exhaust pipe and duck as bear goes boom x
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Use "method acting" and become a tree.
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aw poor Momma Bear, why would you want to get away from her, she is so friendly!! maybe you should get a jetpack too???
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Get some ~HONEY~ and throw it at him.....:)
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well, first you cut a hole in the ice... then you put peas around the hole... when the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice-hole. (The water will render his jetpack unusable.)
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If I'm living in an age where bears have jetpacks, then I, as a human and prominent technical mind on the planet, had damn well better have a transporter device. "Beam me up, Scotty!"
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Actually, Miss zee stole my jetpack... <quivering lip>
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Just give the bear a few of Ari's chill pills and you won't have to get away from it :))
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You don't! Bears are godless killing machines, and when they obtain jetpack technology, they will create Bear City! (and I will give many points to anyone that can get all of the references in this answer) Fun question!
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Shake a can of coins at it.
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