by Jackeroo on August 12th, 2007

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I wish unicorns were real, how about you?

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  • by Esteban-- Smart ass Pumpkin on August 22nd, 2007

    Esteban-- Smart ass Pumpkin

    they did not survive because Noah found out that Unicorn meat is very tasty. Hence no more unicrons, ugly cousin the rhino still hangs on, mainly because it's meat tastes like plumbers putty

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  • by Fun on August 22nd, 2007

    Fun

    Noah didn't apparently.

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  • by Blank Savage on August 22nd, 2007

    Blank Savage

    I heard they are good with gravy **joking**

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  • by Jax is missing AB on August 22nd, 2007

    Jax is missing AB

    *GASP*

    You mean they aren't?

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  • by Anonymous on August 3rd, 2008

    Anonymous

    yeah, and mermaids too

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  • by Just Me on August 15th, 2007

    Just Me

    When I was younger yes I collected Unicorn everything I have since grown up and still enjoy them, but not as much into the whole fanasty anymore.

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  • by Firebrand on August 15th, 2007

    Firebrand

    Yes very much so and the Flying Unicorn.

    I have lost all my pictures I hate vista.

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  • by lolatunicorns on October 10th, 2008

    lolatunicorns

    no, they would probably use their horns to attack you to defend their territory. shit gets real

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  • by GiraffeyedDonor-ish on December 19th, 2007

    GiraffeyedDonor-ish

    I wouldn't care...As long as they won't kill me, I'll say yes just to make people happy.

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  • by ACCOUNT CLOSED on December 19th, 2007

    ACCOUNT CLOSED

    If they were real, evolution would have gotten rid of most of their legs, and their horn (unless they'd ram prey?) so they wouldn't be the beautiful unicorns you hear of in myths.

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  • by rigby on August 22nd, 2007

    rigby

    i with Santa Clause was real

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  • by Da Azian Boi on August 22nd, 2007

    Da Azian Boi

    I do. Unicorns are beautiful animals.

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  • by Lambchop Good Wool Ambassador on August 22nd, 2007

    Lambchop  Good Wool Ambassador

    No, I'm glad they aren't we'd have to have a sanctuary for them and we'd need a police force to try to protect them from poachers who hunt them for their horns. Wow sh*tty mood I need coffee.

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  • by Jtigger on August 22nd, 2007

    Jtigger

    I guess that would be kinda cool. But once they were around for a while they would become just like anthing else...Just there. We'd get used to them too.

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  • by Lippycow on August 22nd, 2007

    Lippycow

    I love unicorns

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  • by Not Here Anymore on August 22nd, 2007

    Not Here Anymore

    That would be amazing... just imagine:

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  • by Babycakes Deux on August 15th, 2007

    Babycakes Deux

    I would love it they were real - they always seemed so cool to me.

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  • by Magenta on August 15th, 2007

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  • by priyaa on December 7th, 2009

    priyaa

    i wish the same i love unicorns very much..............

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  • by umibonko on August 22nd, 2007

    umibonko

    ya, that would be cool, but if they attacked humans... no, imagine a head-butt from one of those magical creatures!

  • by Doggie S on December 19th, 2007

    Doggie S

    Yeah, it seems like a friendly animal!

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  • by jolly myr on April 15th, 2008

    jolly myr

    when i was still 8, i used to wish they do exist.. not so sure anymore...

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  • by Anonymous on August 22nd, 2007

    Anonymous

    I'm not that fond of unicorns, really. but I wished the world was a magical place with magical creatures like unicorns.

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  • by .avallach on August 22nd, 2007

    .avallach

    I'd be happy with a pegasus.

  • by Dawn on December 6th, 2011

    Dawn

    Yeah I hear they ride silver moon beams and shoot rainbows from their ass XD nah I'm kidding Unicorns are cool

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  • by cassie1298 on December 6th, 2011

    cassie1298

    Unicorns ARE real, they are marsupials from Australia and resemble their freaky cousin the horse. Now they are endangered and can only be found in their new habitat, Antarctica.

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  • by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on August 12th, 2007

    Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today

    Sure, I here their ivory could fetch a lot of money in the black market.
    All you got to do is graft a baby narwhal horn onto a horse and there you go, you got a unicorn.

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  • by Nninee on April 15th, 2008

    Nninee

    The would be extinct by now if they were real. Their horns would probably be worth a whole lot of money unfortunately.

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  • by Beany on April 15th, 2008

    Beany

    I'd love it, something new to hunt.
    What sauce goes with it?

    Imagine the Grand National on unicorns, they'd fall going over fences and impale on the ground

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  • by pUmKiN on November 19th, 2008

    pUmKiN

    I would say yes. They seem happy all the time, maybe that is what we need now. A happy animal to brign the world together peace is all. unicorn, flower power, and love sweet love is all we need. NOW!

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  • by Anonymous on February 15th, 2009

    Anonymous

    you can make them ;-)
    simply put the bud of a horn from another animal (i.e. a goat) into the forehead of a horse and watch it grow.

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  • by Vaporeongirl on September 25th, 2009

    Vaporeongirl

    Yes, I wish that unicorns were real and pegasus too!

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  • by iwnit on October 10th, 2008

    iwnit

    1) I am real.
    ;-)


    2) If they were not so difficult to observe, would you imagine having them in zoos? Certainly not.


    3) Balkan unicorns:
    "Photos from tribe.net and Deviantart.com
    Music by Balkan Hot Step "N.O.A.H." "
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HkVedNokM0

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  • by Starmaster on October 10th, 2008

    Starmaster

    No. Horses can get mean enough and they use their heads when they are mad...so....what if they had a pointed horn attached to it? Not a good idea...

  • by Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger on August 3rd, 2008

    Ed the Jetpacking Headbanger

    I would be afraid if they were real they would be hunted or caged in a zoo. Not a nice existence.

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  • by ByzantineSt.Claire on August 24th, 2008

    ByzantineSt.Claire

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  • by Nina_100 on August 1st, 2010

    Nina_100

    Yeah I love Unicorns!

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