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Wow. You need to have another talk with your boss again, and if you have to, talk with THEIR boss. That is 100% unacceptable and needs to be stopped. Request that they be fired- that's just not okay!
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if your boss fails to address/deal with the problem accordingly, you could hold your BOSS responsible for failing to take action!
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Slide a stick match into each cigarette (may take a bit of effort). Let him find them and light one up. It will "magically" flare up, but not enough to hurt anyone.
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Fill one up with dog poop but make sure you mark it.
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Seems to me this is a police problem, and that a sting operation might be in order. Talk to your friendly local cop shop and see whether, if you mark your cigarettes in a hidden place, with their co-operation he can be arrested and not simply reprimanded or fired. I don't know what kind of penalty there is for that kind of petty theft, but if he's stealing from you he's probably stealing from others and ought to be building a rap sheet.
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You know those firecracker things that POP when you throw them down? You can stick those in cigarettes. Doesn't hurt anyone, but does scare them. Leave the tainted pack out in the open, and let him steal them. That'll be the last time it happens.
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one word - alum
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I know this is grim but i would have a spare pack and i would, one at a time rub each filter between my buttocks, let him try smoking a whole one, and if he doesn't click on tell everyone else at work so he is the last to know! sorry but thats what i would do if all else failed!
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When you leave your desk, take your smokes with you. or Explain to your boss how much company time the guy is waisting and have him fired.
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Buy a little safe or a strong box with a lock and put your smokes in there.
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Take your smokes with you. Bring a candy dish and fill it will candy-coated ex-lax. Tell you'd appreciate it if he'd keep his grubbies off the candy.
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Put mouse traps in your drawer.
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My grandmother had a problem like that when she was a smoker and she put loads in several of her cigarettes. When you hear a pop and a scream you can almost bet they will not be looking for "your" cigarettes again.
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put some weed in your smokes and then let him get caught smoking weed at work, or mention to your boss that he is smoking dope at work and let him get drug tested.
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By a "Special Pack" for a decoy. Take them out of the pack and soak the ends in week old urine and allow them to dry. Stick them back in the pack and seal it as if they were just opened. That might break him of the habit of stealing cigarettes. Yes. It's cruel, but, I can't stand a theif. If you don't want to be that "Cruel", exploding cigartette loads can be quite entertaining. They also have "Stink" loads for the same purpose.
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Put mouse traps in your drawers.
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carry them on your person.
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I'd kick his ass!
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OH MY GOD...what kind of a question is that? DONT FUCKING SMOKE! its easy duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh YUK
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This will solve the problem. . . . (see video)
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