What is the most embarrassing place you've had an erection?

My crotch. I've never had an erection anywhere else.

Running the London Marathon in my Speedos.

I was playing on a soccer team and it was a really hot day. After I got realy hot and in the second half of the game could feel it coming on and got a big old woody- couldn't do much about it out in the middle of the soccer fieled, but it sure was embarrising in those short shinny shorts- oh well, it only lasted fort a few minutes but it seemed like forever, The more I thought about it the harder it got

In church sadly enough.

I was at a swimming pool and after watching some hot babes when I got out everyone was staring and I wondering what they hell were they looking at? It was the bulge in my swim trunks! (Ooops!) :o)

at a funeral. this wasnt because i was sexually aroused by anything but you know when you have your arms dangling but you are holding the wrist of the other in front of you so your hands are placed on top of your gentalia? well thats was what i was doing and i stimulated it because i had to pee a bit so it got hard.

At a female doctors with a female nurse watching.

In a nurses hand!

In class, at work...damn near anywhere.

While the border guard was doing a cavity search!

At the alter on my wedding day.
Most guys are too nervous to have that problem, and I WAS nervous, it's just that I had to pee SO badly!

Thank God I wasn't facing the pews.

Quite a few years ago I was on the beach wearing speedos (shows how long ago it was huh!!), fell asleep and woke up with the tip of my c*ck well outside the waist band of my trunks.... my mates were in hysterics, thankfully there weren't any digital cameras at the time or else it would be seen world wide.

At a pool (I was wearing loose swimwear).

Thankfully I keep them confined to one specific area ; )

At a crowded beach. I was at my gf's house on a Sat. morning when she decided thats where she wanted to go. I didn't have a suit or anything so she said she'd get one of her brother's for me. Turned out to be a speedo which I didn't know until we got to the beach. It was a little big for me but I put it on anyway - like what was I gonna do? - but I never wear speedos so I was kinda embarrassed anyway and I guess about half hard and trying not to think about it. Then my gf looked right at it and grinned and I got totally erect in about three seconds and couldn't get it to go away. I guess I must have looked like I was sunburned cuz I was bright red! My gf thought it was cute but I was TOTALLY embarrassed most of the day.

girl friends house ...
well i was about to have sex with my girlfriend,
so while she went to get changed i went down stairs to have a quick drink.
when i closed the fridge her mom was standing there.
she looked so mad and it was so embarrasing but i still stay hard.
we stood there for about a minute and it was still hard so i ran off back upstairs put my clothes on and went home.

on the treadmill at the gym,while wearing tight fiting shorts.

in front of teacher

in class sitting by a girl who keep looking making my boner stay hard with her providing enough tease no matter how much I tried to ignore it.

in church

In an open swim. I borrowed someones white speedos and didn't have a jock strap. While waiting to do off the diving board, my suit was wet and my cock was hard and you could clearly see it thru the thin white suit. I was later asked to leave the pool because I was embarrassing to many of the girls.

Ok so in sports at school, we had a lesson with the girls and I was teamed up with a really hot girl to do sit-ups nd press-ups with etc and as we were talking it just popped right up and she kept sayin how big she thought it was.
Then the lesson ended and my soldier was still as hard as ever and wen I got changed with the ova lads, it kept poking out my boxers and every1 cood see it ..... it was sooooo embarrasing!!

at my school theres a fitness class and while I was doing a weird exercice a hot girl was supposed to hold my shoulders and I dont know how but her hands landed on my crotch. 5 secs after i got a boner. And she saw it and said: oh wow! i did that?!

I'm a girl, but I'm going to mention a friend's. In history class. Everyone thought he got it from looking at the teacher. Damn, even I would be embarassed...

Oh yah! I was getting fitted for some pants I was getting for a friends wedding. when the taylor pushed the tapemeshure up under my crotch. Wow she was good looking! Any way, she bounced the back of her hand on my balls 2 or 3 times. I had on my baggy very loose legged drawstring shorts without underware.By the time she made the 2nd bounce of her hand I went from soft to rock hard and when it did it 1st went down past the leg opening and when it raised up it took the shorts leg with it it looked like it allmost smacked her in the jaw. she just looked up at me and grind.I think I must have turned evry shade of red there is.

Once when I was in the public changing room at the swimming baths when there were about 6 guys in there. It was one of these places where they had lockers round the room and you kept the key on a rubber band that you put round your ankle or wrist. I pulled my trunks off, took the key off then couldn't remember which locker I'd left my clothes in. Everyone was staring at me because I kept on trying different lockers. Then to my horror my cock started to grow with all the attention. Once I had tried the lockers on one wall I then had to walk all the way across the room to the other wall by this stage at full mast. Mega embarrassing but I bet they quite enjoyed the spectacle.

Riding the train in London.

In my parents bed room. I was totally nude, masturbating in front of their full length mirror. My Mom walked in! I was only 13, and I'd left my clothes downstairs in the basement. Nobody was home when I started. Mom lectured me to keep it private, and I should not play in her room when she's not around. I felt like I could die. I had no clothes! It went down hill from there, and a few hours later she came to me and told me that I could use her mirror when I wanted, but I had to be careful not to make a mess. That was almost as embarrassing!

While taking an order of a customer in the restaurant I used to be a waiter in. She had nice cleavage and my position standing above her offered a good view... My boner would have been at almost at eye level for her...

Disney world Epcot

On a bus, all those damn vibrations!

WELL, I WOULD SAY WHEN I WAS GETTING A MASSAGE FROM FROM DR GINA LEE (MY CHIROPRACTOR)

To me truthfully,It is far more embarrasing when It won't rise and shine.

the park

When I was at Mixed Martial Arts class. The man I was wrestling had to stop the match and give me time to get my dick down.

The other time was when I was 16 and taking a bath. I realized that I had "pitched the tent" and the only thing out of the water was my face and my stiffy. Right then my aunt came in and saw me I was so embarrassed. I did not look her in the eye for at least week.

I think you all a load of sickies with you nauty thougts. Why not you think of your christ and your virgin Mary? This leads to way of goodness and not bummy other boys or with girls who do with anyone. You pennis alway hard for thougts of putting in other boys and girls when you should kep in panties adn pray you god lots of times to help you with nauty thougts. I pray for you that you pennises not get you in bad records of you lord god and you not put them in place not in his favor. Get nice girl for to mary and then you put up many times and god see you good not to send to place of hell.

Having morning wood on the car ride to school with my dad. Also at work after fantasizing about some sexy ladies. I had to walk at an angle until I came down so that customers wouldn't notice.

in P.E.

I have had hard ons in many many many MANYYYY places and times and never been embarrassed or ashamed.

Years ago it would be embarassing just about anywhere but the bedroom. Anymore unless I'm in church or around kids if it gets hard I don't mind. I've found out by talking to women and reading answers here that most women that see a guy with a hard on wander what they are thinking. They wander if he is thinking about them or some other woman. Besides with the right jeans on it doesn't necessarily look like a boner it just looks bigger and thicker.

In hospital when the (very hot) nurse shaved my pubic hair for surgery.

Spooning with my sister.

last week in walmart...and it was noticed. i came fr gym and had sweats and no underwear.i was red faced.

I can answer this one for my husband.

He had to go to Physical Therapy for a back injury. At the time, we had a small child at home and this was one of our only "outings" alone in quite a long time.Left our daughter with a sitter.

Well, hubby had to wear sweat pants for PT. They took both of us into the exam room (which was really just part of 1 big room divided by curtains).

Hubby got up on the exam table and we were waiting....and waiting for the doc to come in and to the therapy on hubby.

I got bored and flashed my hubby. He got instantly hard. We were giggling and I told him to make it go away !

He had to make me leave the room so it would go away. As I was leaving, I saw his doc coming down the hall.

He was so embarassed.He said it was less noticable by the time the doc came in, but still half mast!

My former mother in law's house, when I was 19, courting her daughter. We were on the couch, pretty hot and heavy until her mom drove up, walked in with groceries and demanded my help. The head was out of the bottom of my shorts. She looked at me, then the bulge and then laughed under her breath. After that happened she always wanted hugs. My wife later heard her mom on the phone with her aunt talking about how big it was. I never visited again until we were engaged. I wife once dreamed she caught me in bed with her mother and woke up crying...somehow it was my fault.

On stage in nothing but boxers and a wig.

ummm when I use to Present the flag at military funerals. ya ya I know call me bad but women dress sexy to funerals why why do you do this to us

You know there is a simple solution to this problem. Grab it and bend it as far in half as you can to the point it hurts just a little and then just leave it alone for a min. There you have the perfect boner killer, takes 5-10 seconds to deflate.

In class while getting yelled at. By an old man. I laughed and ended up in more trouble.
And a lot at the beach- goddamn topless women. Now ill never be able to wear speedos...

When i was a landlord and doing the sunday carvery with my pinny on...got the pic!!! My mate slipped me a viagra coz he knew i had got 2 clear days with my girl...He only told me to take it a couple of hours before...failed to mention that a normal healthy male should take no more than half a tablet...that was the end of my carving for the day lol