What is the most embarrassing place you've had an erection?
by 
Stay Strong Stephen Murray
ANSWERS: 68
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In church sadly enough.
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In class, at work...damn near anywhere.
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Running the London Marathon in my Speedos.
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Thankfully I keep them confined to one specific area ; )
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My crotch. I've never had an erection anywhere else.
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at a funeral. this wasnt because i was sexually aroused by anything but you know when you have your arms dangling but you are holding the wrist of the other in front of you so your hands are placed on top of your gentalia? well thats was what i was doing and i stimulated it because i had to pee a bit so it got hard.
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At a pool (I was wearing loose swimwear).
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I was playing on a soccer team and it was a really hot day. After I got realy hot and in the second half of the game could feel it coming on and got a big old woody- couldn't do much about it out in the middle of the soccer fieled, but it sure was embarrising in those short shinny shorts- oh well, it only lasted fort a few minutes but it seemed like forever, The more I thought about it the harder it got
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I was at a swimming pool and after watching some hot babes when I got out everyone was staring and I wondering what they hell were they looking at? It was the bulge in my swim trunks! (Ooops!) :o)
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Quite a few years ago I was on the beach wearing speedos (shows how long ago it was huh!!), fell asleep and woke up with the tip of my c*ck well outside the waist band of my trunks.... my mates were in hysterics, thankfully there weren't any digital cameras at the time or else it would be seen world wide.
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the park
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At the alter on my wedding day. Most guys are too nervous to have that problem, and I WAS nervous, it's just that I had to pee SO badly! Thank God I wasn't facing the pews.
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in church
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Riding the train in London.
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While the border guard was doing a cavity search!
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my girlfriends rectum!
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To me truthfully,It is far more embarrasing when It won't rise and shine.
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in class sitting by a girl who keep looking making my boner stay hard with her providing enough tease no matter how much I tried to ignore it.
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in front of teacher
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In a nurses hand!
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WELL, I WOULD SAY WHEN I WAS GETTING A MASSAGE FROM FROM DR GINA LEE (MY CHIROPRACTOR)
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on the treadmill at the gym,while wearing tight fiting shorts.
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girl friends house ... well i was about to have sex with my girlfriend, so while she went to get changed i went down stairs to have a quick drink. when i closed the fridge her mom was standing there. she looked so mad and it was so embarrasing but i still stay hard. we stood there for about a minute and it was still hard so i ran off back upstairs put my clothes on and went home.
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Once when I was in the public changing room at the swimming baths when there were about 6 guys in there. It was one of these places where they had lockers round the room and you kept the key on a rubber band that you put round your ankle or wrist. I pulled my trunks off, took the key off then couldn't remember which locker I'd left my clothes in. Everyone was staring at me because I kept on trying different lockers. Then to my horror my cock started to grow with all the attention. Once I had tried the lockers on one wall I then had to walk all the way across the room to the other wall by this stage at full mast. Mega embarrassing but I bet they quite enjoyed the spectacle.
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Oh yah! I was getting fitted for some pants I was getting for a friends wedding. when the taylor pushed the tapemeshure up under my crotch. Wow she was good looking! Any way, she bounced the back of her hand on my balls 2 or 3 times. I had on my baggy very loose legged drawstring shorts without underware.By the time she made the 2nd bounce of her hand I went from soft to rock hard and when it did it 1st went down past the leg opening and when it raised up it took the shorts leg with it it looked like it allmost smacked her in the jaw. she just looked up at me and grind.I think I must have turned evry shade of red there is.
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On a bus, all those damn vibrations!
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Disney world Epcot
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up my mil's ass
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I'm a girl, but I'm going to mention a friend's. In history class. Everyone thought he got it from looking at the teacher. Damn, even I would be embarassed...
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at my school theres a fitness class and while I was doing a weird exercice a hot girl was supposed to hold my shoulders and I dont know how but her hands landed on my crotch. 5 secs after i got a boner. And she saw it and said: oh wow! i did that?!
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At a female doctors with a female nurse watching.
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At a crowded beach. I was at my gf's house on a Sat. morning when she decided thats where she wanted to go. I didn't have a suit or anything so she said she'd get one of her brother's for me. Turned out to be a speedo which I didn't know until we got to the beach. It was a little big for me but I put it on anyway - like what was I gonna do? - but I never wear speedos so I was kinda embarrassed anyway and I guess about half hard and trying not to think about it. Then my gf looked right at it and grinned and I got totally erect in about three seconds and couldn't get it to go away. I guess I must have looked like I was sunburned cuz I was bright red! My gf thought it was cute but I was TOTALLY embarrassed most of the day.
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during a DOT physical
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When i was a landlord and doing the sunday carvery with my pinny on...got the pic!!! My mate slipped me a viagra coz he knew i had got 2 clear days with my girl...He only told me to take it a couple of hours before...failed to mention that a normal healthy male should take no more than half a tablet...that was the end of my carving for the day lol
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In class while getting yelled at. By an old man. I laughed and ended up in more trouble. And a lot at the beach- goddamn topless women. Now ill never be able to wear speedos...
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Now!
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on a school bus and forced to stand up
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Ok so in sports at school, we had a lesson with the girls and I was teamed up with a really hot girl to do sit-ups nd press-ups with etc and as we were talking it just popped right up and she kept sayin how big she thought it was. Then the lesson ended and my soldier was still as hard as ever and wen I got changed with the ova lads, it kept poking out my boxers and every1 cood see it ..... it was sooooo embarrasing!!
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i was 12 in a church program i was jesus's dad and uh well i had a crush on marry sooo yea....i started thinking and well yea....
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You know there is a simple solution to this problem. Grab it and bend it as far in half as you can to the point it hurts just a little and then just leave it alone for a min. There you have the perfect boner killer, takes 5-10 seconds to deflate.
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In high school when the teacher asked me to go to the board and finish off a question. I was looking at a girl in class and hard a massive hard-on, and I think she thought I was daydreaming so asked me to complete the question. I ummm'd and ahhh'd and said I didnt know how to do it (even though I did). Eventually i walked up to the board sideways, hiding my bulge from the class, but the teacher could see it clearly. She smiled a naughty smile, knowing well what was happening, and then treated me well for the rest of the year. She wasnt doing it on purpose, but afterwards she knew what my 'problem' was! hahahahaha
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I was giving a lecture at a very noted auditorium and the event was being televised ... I had left the podium and was pacing back and forth across the stage as I spoke ..when all of a sudden there it was ..just like a damm "Pointer" ... going straight out at the audience ... I heard the rush of people gasping ..BUT; being the consummate professional .. I made my way back to the podium and STAYED there for the rest of my lecture ...
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ummm when I use to Present the flag at military funerals. ya ya I know call me bad but women dress sexy to funerals why why do you do this to us
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On stage in nothing but boxers and a wig.
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My former mother in law's house, when I was 19, courting her daughter. We were on the couch, pretty hot and heavy until her mom drove up, walked in with groceries and demanded my help. The head was out of the bottom of my shorts. She looked at me, then the bulge and then laughed under her breath. After that happened she always wanted hugs. My wife later heard her mom on the phone with her aunt talking about how big it was. I never visited again until we were engaged. I wife once dreamed she caught me in bed with her mother and woke up crying...somehow it was my fault.
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One of the times was when I was in a coed gym class. I did'nt have my jock strap and just wore these short cotton shorts. We had to do floor exercises with the girls and you guessed it--I got the biggest hard on and it wouldn't go down. Alot of the kids started laughing at me which made it all the worse. Pretty soon I had pre-cum wetting my shorts and ran off the floor. I was never so embarrassed in all my life!
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I can answer this one for my husband. He had to go to Physical Therapy for a back injury. At the time, we had a small child at home and this was one of our only "outings" alone in quite a long time.Left our daughter with a sitter. Well, hubby had to wear sweat pants for PT. They took both of us into the exam room (which was really just part of 1 big room divided by curtains). Hubby got up on the exam table and we were waiting....and waiting for the doc to come in and to the therapy on hubby. I got bored and flashed my hubby. He got instantly hard. We were giggling and I told him to make it go away ! He had to make me leave the room so it would go away. As I was leaving, I saw his doc coming down the hall. He was so embarassed.He said it was less noticable by the time the doc came in, but still half mast!
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standing at the alter at my wedding.
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last week in walmart...and it was noticed. i came fr gym and had sweats and no underwear.i was red faced.
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I try to be calm with any kind of treatment but apparently I fell asleep during physical therapy to legs and while asleep got an erection. I feel embarrassed but not guilty.
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Spooning with my sister.
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In hospital when the (very hot) nurse shaved my pubic hair for surgery.
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While taking an order of a customer in the restaurant I used to be a waiter in. She had nice cleavage and my position standing above her offered a good view... My boner would have been at almost at eye level for her...
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In an open swim. I borrowed someones white speedos and didn't have a jock strap. While waiting to do off the diving board, my suit was wet and my cock was hard and you could clearly see it thru the thin white suit. I was later asked to leave the pool because I was embarrassing to many of the girls.
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Years ago it would be embarassing just about anywhere but the bedroom. Anymore unless I'm in church or around kids if it gets hard I don't mind. I've found out by talking to women and reading answers here that most women that see a guy with a hard on wander what they are thinking. They wander if he is thinking about them or some other woman. Besides with the right jeans on it doesn't necessarily look like a boner it just looks bigger and thicker.
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I was speaking at a convention center as the keynote speaker ... at the RELIGIOUS event was being televised. I usually pace the floor ; but I became aroused , I don't know why .... and I could feel it growing ... I moved behid the podium as fast as I could ... A few of my friends NOTICED and told me ..so I imagine others in the audience and at home did also ...
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I have had hard ons in many many many MANYYYY places and times and never been embarrassed or ashamed.
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On the alter at my wedding
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In my parents bed room. I was totally nude, masturbating in front of their full length mirror. My Mom walked in! I was only 13, and I'd left my clothes downstairs in the basement. Nobody was home when I started. Mom lectured me to keep it private, and I should not play in her room when she's not around. I felt like I could die. I had no clothes! It went down hill from there, and a few hours later she came to me and told me that I could use her mirror when I wanted, but I had to be careful not to make a mess. That was almost as embarrassing!
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I had one once when I was still living at home with my family. My sister was sitting on the floor, and there was something about the way she was sitting on the ground, her body just looked fantastic. I don't normally fantasize over my sister, but this one time, I just got an erection and she saw the bulge (how could she not - from where she was sitting it was practically in her face!) She didn't say anything but.
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in P.E.
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Having morning wood on the car ride to school with my dad. Also at work after fantasizing about some sexy ladies. I had to walk at an angle until I came down so that customers wouldn't notice.
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I think you all a load of sickies with you nauty thougts. Why not you think of your christ and your virgin Mary? This leads to way of goodness and not bummy other boys or with girls who do with anyone. You pennis alway hard for thougts of putting in other boys and girls when you should kep in panties adn pray you god lots of times to help you with nauty thougts. I pray for you that you pennises not get you in bad records of you lord god and you not put them in place not in his favor. Get nice girl for to mary and then you put up many times and god see you good not to send to place of hell.
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At the doctors office, i have a hot female doctor and she had/has chech me hernias lots of times and i get hard. most of the time i can control it, but one time i couldnt and i was hard as a rock when i pulled down my pants for her to look. she got a big smile on her face and said nice cock, your wife must like that cock of your. I just said yes mam she dose.
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Waiting for a train...and just as the train arrived, I was "rock hard". Lucky for me, I had a backpack to hold in front of my crotch. There were no free seats on the train, so I had to stand...At one point, I locked eyes with a woman...I could tell she saw it and I was blushing.
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Strangely enough, now that I think about it I dont' remember being "embarrassed" at having an erection anywhere. I personally enjoy having them and don't mind seeing others as well. I take back the embarrassment one, back when I was in like 3rd grade, like 18 years ago, in the locker room at the ymca when I was at "fun camp" for the summer. Most of te toher guys were bigger than me and I got hard and hid. After that I didn't care.
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I was at the doctor getting a physical. My doctor is female early 30's and quite attractive. When it came time to give me the hernia test she asked me to remove my hospital gown. I'm standing there naked and she grabs my balls and tells me to cough. I got a massive erection, and she looked right at it, then look up at me with one of those naughty librarian smiles and said, "...again..."
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In my house of worship-thinking about how I f--k-- the hot chick sitting across the aile from me and my wife. Had done it the night before in back of my truck!
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