by 
KevinW42
ANSWERS: 19
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you buy tons of lemonade mix.
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Get off the acid - lol
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Bring the bullpen in and change the pitcher.
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pour salt on him, maybe he'll shrink so you can step on him hahahaha
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Tell him to stop sniffing his powder. ha
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Memories of my Saturday mornings as a youth...the commercials that is...he never was realy in my house. Points for the smile I got.
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Corporate takeover may be the only way. Advertising drives all. If you owned the company you could take the advertising in a different direction. Picture the Kool Ade Man slumped against the base of a huge tree with the Pillsbury Doughboy, the Lucky Charms dude and Aunt Jemima and they are passing around a bong. After about 2 trips around the circle the only voice in the commercial comes in and it is Tommy Chong and he say "Hehehe, I'm kinda hungry".
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Pull a Dane Cook tirade on him, perhaps?
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turn on the air conditioning, it's worked for me in the past.
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Any form of a SMith and Wesson would probably end the trespassing.
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"no means no"
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Switch to Country Time Lemonade...
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tell Dane Cook about it
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put down the meth pipe
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Sounds like a personal problem. Ignore KoolAde man he will disappear.
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Apparently he's a problem elsewhere too.
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Buy some Hawaiian Punch, and let the little guy in the funny hat beat the crap out of him.
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I would take a rolled up newspaper and hit it the head with it a say "No"! Then like a bad puppy rub his face in the mess he had made..
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Fight him off with Crystal Light
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