by Someone on August 5th, 2007

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What are 3 words you'd never want to hear a pilot say? *Be creative.*

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  • by Punny on August 5th, 2007

    Punny

    Pass the vodka.

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  • by Keysha on August 5th, 2007

    Keysha

    YOU fly it!

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  • by Fly Forever on October 18th, 2007

    Fly Forever

    Even as a pilot I can take a little humor, my personal favorite is:

    Whats this do?

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  • by Punny on August 5th, 2007

    Punny

    Everyone start praying...

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  • by Rince on August 5th, 2007

    Rince

    Pass the parachute.

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  • Where am I?

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  • by bookdoc on August 5th, 2007

    bookdoc

    Oh! Holy Crap!

    (as per Peter Boyle playing Frank Barone)

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  • by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on November 11th, 2007

    Lady Alathia of Vulcan

    "Thank you for flying Al-Qaeda air. The flight attendants will be around in a moment with refreshments and semi-automatic handguns. Please be seated for the remainder of the flight...

    We have had to make a minor course correction..."

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  • by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on November 11th, 2007

    Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today

    Just do whatever the masked men tell you to do.
    Every thing.............will...be..all..right.........!?!?!

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  • by loveshoes on November 11th, 2007

    loveshoes

    Please put on your life jackets and adopt the brace position.

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  • by MrBLT needs to be contained on August 5th, 2007

    MrBLT needs to be contained

    What's this do?

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  • by tinybubbles is sitting on the carpet read on November 11th, 2007

    tinybubbles is sitting on the carpet read

    left engine is faliling?

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  • by somecallmeFred on November 11th, 2007

    somecallmeFred

    Oops!

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  • by ChelseaMark on August 18th, 2007

    ChelseaMark

    "That vodka's strong "

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  • by Carnivalius on August 18th, 2007

    Carnivalius

    What is that?

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  • by Chris Wing on August 18th, 2007

    Chris Wing

    "Goodbye cruel world!"

    "Ow, my arse!"

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  • by - Katelyn is a party animal - on August 10th, 2007

    - Katelyn is a party animal -

    Beer tastes good!!!!!
    Ah we are all in trouble with a drunk as out pilot!!! lol =)

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  • by Wickels on August 9th, 2007

    Wickels

    "Well, on the bright side, the plane is only going to crash the once...."

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  • by trouble... on August 5th, 2007

    trouble...

    "DEATH TO AMERICA!" Hey, you said be creative...

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  • by mseve68 on August 5th, 2007

    mseve68

    I'm so wasted!

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  • by KevinW42 on August 5th, 2007

    KevinW42

    AAAAHHH a snake!!

    or

    Where's my jetpack?

    or

    Bye bye, suckas!

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  • by MrBLT needs to be contained on August 5th, 2007

    MrBLT needs to be contained

    Here goes Nothin'!

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  • by Sammy Jay Drew on August 5th, 2007

    Sammy Jay Drew

    its Nap Time

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  • by Im Alec has abandoned this account on August 5th, 2007

    Im Alec has abandoned this account

    Where's the sickbag?

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  • by Punny on August 5th, 2007

    Punny

    I'm bailing out!!

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  • by psych31mwo says call me Mark on August 5th, 2007

    psych31mwo says call me Mark

    "We're going down!!" I know, it's not too creative, but I'd not want that to be the three words ever :)

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  • by T H on August 5th, 2007

    T  H

    Where's my pillow?

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  • by JTP on November 11th, 2007

    JTP

    "we have experienced a small explosion in the refueling area"

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  • by Big Purple Blob in a rainCOAT on November 11th, 2007

    Big Purple Blob in a rainCOAT

    We will be cruising at an altitude of 32,000 feet....

    Mygawd, I'm nervous enough on a stepladder a mere *2* feet in the air. Do you think I really want to know how close to me the ground isn't? I'm trying HARD to pretend I'm on a bus so I don't freak out, and then I hear that. AAAAAUGH!

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  • by LANGIE on November 11th, 2007

    LANGIE

    "ladies and gentleman there a massive storm approaching from the west there is no cause for alarm...ding dong

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  • by Carnivalius on August 18th, 2007

    Carnivalius

    Where's the Beer?

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  • by bombal on August 14th, 2007

    bombal

    "Oh! Thats what thats for!"

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  • by Scifisuz on August 13th, 2007

    Scifisuz

    not enough parachutes

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  • by Rescuer Treesaw on August 10th, 2007

    Rescuer Treesaw

    Oh Becky, yes-yes-yes....

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  • by Mike777 on August 9th, 2007

    Mike777

    "Im outta here!"

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  • by killdrphil - reasonable for a madman on August 5th, 2007

    killdrphil - reasonable for a madman

    Praise thee Allah!

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  • by Anonymous on August 5th, 2007

    Anonymous

    I am suicidal.

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  • by Penny The Wise on August 5th, 2007

    Penny The Wise

    "We're goin down!"

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  • by Kyogre-Stataen on August 5th, 2007

    Kyogre-Stataen

    Terrorists....in.....plane......

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  • by Anonymous on August 5th, 2007

    Anonymous

    We're gonna die !!

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  • by I love my baby on August 5th, 2007

    I love my baby

    What the hell?

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  • by Huckapoo on August 5th, 2007

    Huckapoo

    It's gonna CRASH!

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  • by Patti jo on August 5th, 2007

    Patti jo

    Yawning ,Mountain ahead

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  • by Greg Griffin on August 5th, 2007

    Greg Griffin

    Out of gas

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  • by jtolb65 on August 5th, 2007

    jtolb65

    Got a joint?

    or

    Where's my co-pilot?

    or

    I shouldn't drive.

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  • by Punny on August 5th, 2007

    Punny

    I can't see...

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  • by denidowi on December 5th, 2008

    denidowi

    Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!

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  • by Perryman on November 14th, 2008

    Perryman

    Good-Bye Cruel World!

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  • by JoeHartmann on November 14th, 2008

    JoeHartmann

    Please be calm.

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  • by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2008

    Anonymous

    OH MY GOD!

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