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Pass the vodka.
YOU fly it!
Even as a pilot I can take a little humor, my personal favorite is:
Whats this do?
Everyone start praying...
Pass the parachute.
Where am I?
Oh! Holy Crap!
(as per Peter Boyle playing Frank Barone)
"Thank you for flying Al-Qaeda air. The flight attendants will be around in a moment with refreshments and semi-automatic handguns. Please be seated for the remainder of the flight...
We have had to make a minor course correction..."
Just do whatever the masked men tell you to do.
Every thing.............will...be..all..right.........!?!?!
Please put on your life jackets and adopt the brace position.
What's this do?
left engine is faliling?
Oops!
"That vodka's strong "
What is that?
"Goodbye cruel world!"
"Ow, my arse!"
Beer tastes good!!!!!
Ah we are all in trouble with a drunk as out pilot!!! lol =)
"Well, on the bright side, the plane is only going to crash the once...."
"DEATH TO AMERICA!" Hey, you said be creative...
I'm so wasted!
AAAAHHH a snake!!
or
Where's my jetpack?
or
Bye bye, suckas!
Here goes Nothin'!
its Nap Time
Where's the sickbag?
I'm bailing out!!
"We're going down!!" I know, it's not too creative, but I'd not want that to be the three words ever :)
Where's my pillow?
"we have experienced a small explosion in the refueling area"
We will be cruising at an altitude of 32,000 feet....
Mygawd, I'm nervous enough on a stepladder a mere *2* feet in the air. Do you think I really want to know how close to me the ground isn't? I'm trying HARD to pretend I'm on a bus so I don't freak out, and then I hear that. AAAAAUGH!
"ladies and gentleman there a massive storm approaching from the west there is no cause for alarm...ding dong
Where's the Beer?
"Oh! Thats what thats for!"
not enough parachutes
Oh Becky, yes-yes-yes....
"Im outta here!"
Praise thee Allah!
I am suicidal.
"We're goin down!"
Terrorists....in.....plane......
We're gonna die !!
What the hell?
It's gonna CRASH!
Yawning ,Mountain ahead
Out of gas
Got a joint?
or
Where's my co-pilot?
or
I shouldn't drive.
I can't see...
Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
Good-Bye Cruel World!
Please be calm.
OH MY GOD!
For those who like small government..should the FAA oversee the safety of air travel or butt out? Without the FAA would you still fly?
by RosieGHM Jetpacker on September 12th, 2011
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Can you say that you have gone up in more airplanes than you have come down in? I can!
by Texaspete on June 30th, 2011
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Do you get aired when you're on the scareplane?
by Andy B has left AB on October 13th, 2011
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Has radar technology in commercial aircraft really become more advanced or changed much in technical terms over the last 30 years?
by NiCkIzBacK on June 8th, 2011
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Why are more modern aircraft including Boeing 747 jumbo aircraft having more controls managed by computer or fly-by-wire? Is it safe?
by NiCkIzBacK on June 8th, 2011
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LMAO! Good Answer...
by Anonymous on September 22nd, 2008
Thanks... :)
by Punny on September 22nd, 2008