by steelhamster@aol.com on August 4th, 2007

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Which parts of the bible make absolutely no sense whatsoever?

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  • by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on August 4th, 2007

    Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today

    Everything in Revelations.
    I don't think it is a valid book of the bible and should be removed. It's the work of a nut job in my opinion.
    Keep the rest because there are no other books that are absolutely insane.

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  • by El Soupy spanish for the soupy on August 4th, 2007

    El Soupy spanish for the soupy

    all of it,
    example
    talking snakes
    900 year old people
    burning bushes
    women turning to salt
    2 of every animal on a boat
    all language coming from one source
    the location of heaven just beyond the stars
    the location of hell below the earths crust
    Flying babies
    virgin birth
    the resurection
    why we are supposed to "owe god" for jesus giving his life for our sins, only to know jesus was dead for 3 days and has loved ever since in paradise.
    How people can hope to live in paradise knowing love ones will be suffering for eternity.

    you need more?

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  • by jin jang on August 4th, 2007

    jin jang

    I think the bible is full of metaphors and was meant to be taken as so,and not as fact.

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  • by borasalama on February 20th, 2008

    borasalama

    1 All the parts that have allowed people to argue for and introduce the concept of the trinity into religion after all the hard work done over thousands of years by eminent personalities like Noah, Abraham and Moses to establish strict monotheism.

    2 All the parts that have allowed people to argue for and introduce into religion the concept of the original sin and its inheritance.

    3 All the parts that are not Godly and the work of men.

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  • by Anonymous on February 20th, 2008

    Anonymous

    All of it.

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  • by PokkiTokki on February 20th, 2008

    PokkiTokki

    Sense? Bible? good one!

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  • by Sgifan on February 17th, 2008

    Sgifan

    the whole thing

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  • by Starmaster on August 4th, 2007

    Starmaster

    God got mad at Adam and Eve because they ate the forbidden fruit. If God knows everything that happened and will happen, why did he get mad because he knew from the beginning of times that it was going to happen?...and....he sent his "only Son", who happens to be himself and the Holy Spirit, all three into one, so he would "die for our Sins", because we carry the Original Sin and we need to be cleaned with his blood... That is 100% nonsense.

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  • by autumn leaves on June 29th, 2008

    autumn leaves

    how sad for those to think it is the bible's fault they don't understand it. by the same token this question does't deserve an answer. it was not made out of a sincere desire to obtain an answer, but to ridicule God's Word. no wonder this person will never understand the very basic and simple truths the bible teaches, that even a child can understand.

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  • by ...trust in the Lord Jesus Christ. on August 4th, 2007

    ...trust in the Lord Jesus Christ.

    None of it. :)


    -In the Master's service.
    Thank you and God bless you!

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  • by Inspector Javert on August 4th, 2007

    Inspector Javert

    "Creation" and the "flood" and "Sodom and Gomorah", "Jesus", bascialy all that.

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  • by steelhamster@aol.com on August 4th, 2007

    steelhamster@aol.com

    One story (among many) that confuses me is the Noahs Ark story.

    Why did God want Noah to build an ark for the animals? He (supposedly) created the world in 7 days, why not just save Noah and his kin, then re-create the world.

    I cant even get a plumber to come out in 7 days, so for god it should be a cinch, as it would only take one day as all the other stuff was already created.

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  • by Dmitri on October 14th, 2008

    Dmitri

    Sense pertains to logic, and the Good Book says outright that His thoughts and ways are higher than ours, meaning that the problem is not the Bible but our perception of it.

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  • by slothmister on July 26th, 2008

    slothmister

    The part between the first and last pages. People who think it is "the word of god" are just plain idiots. It may be a holy book representing peoples interpretation of what god told them, who knows? I personally doubt it. But there is no proof either way. One thing we know for sure is that it was written by PEOPLE! NOT GOD!!!

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  • by DiSTurBiA on January 18th, 2008

    DiSTurBiA

    the whole thing

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  • by 23Skidoo on October 23rd, 2008

    23Skidoo

    The part following the first page.
    +6

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  • by Rinky Dinky Do on October 19th, 2008

    Rinky Dinky Do

    Only those between the front and back cover

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  • by MrJosh on October 17th, 2008

    MrJosh

    Only the parts between the title page and the end of Revelations.

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  • by Symbeline on October 14th, 2008

    Symbeline

    The regression of human nature it instills within the core context of its suggested morality. And that yet nobody seems to mind ripping each other's eyes out and loping off heads in the name of which prophet spoke what truth. Granted, that wasn't in The Bible, though it might as well be for as much of a book of massacres as it is.

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  • by philosopher-saint on October 14th, 2008

    philosopher-saint

    Well, most is meant to be metaphorical, so it's not necessary for these stories to adhere to rigorous scientific testing 2K+ years later to provide a measure of comfort and guidance for some folks.
    ;-)

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  • by 444 on September 12th, 2008

    444

    The parts that have not been opened up to one's understanding.

    (Luk 24:31) And their eyes were opened, and they knew him; and he vanished out of their sight.
    (Luk 24:32) And they said one to another, Did not our heart burn within us, while he talked with us by the way, and while he opened to us the scriptures?

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  • by ReedIII on August 25th, 2008

    ReedIII

    All of the Bible makes sense. Because the Bible has multiple authors, multiple styles, multiple themes, multiple purposes, multiple time frames, multiple situations, etc careful interpetation is critical.

    Parts of the Bible are absolute, parts are situational, parts quote people that the Bible does not approve of, parts express the opinion of man, parts express the opinion of God, parts of the Bible is fufilled prophacy, parts of the Bible are unfufilled prophacy, parts of the Bible are metaphors, etc therefore careful interpetation is critical.

    The Bible unlike any other book had been designed to make sense for people in every situation throughout the ages. So far, the Bible has definately stood the test of time.

    Paul says it best in 2 Timothy 3:16-17:
    "All Scripture is God-breathed and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting and training in righteousness, so that the man of God may be thoroughly equipped for every good work."

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  • by OmarFW on February 20th, 2008

    OmarFW

    Because the bible wasn't written by god! It was written by idiot humans! And Jesus was black! Blah blah blah!

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  • by autumin77 on January 18th, 2008

    autumin77

    It would only make no sense if you jump around from one book to another. the bible has more then one book so take your time read it over and over then decide if it makes no sense. Plus you need to ask God to help you understand not just figure it out.Do it daily and believe me it will change your life!

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  • by Chowder on January 18th, 2008

    Chowder

    ... all of it.

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  • by Twhupfold on January 18th, 2008

    Twhupfold

    Most of Genesis, and a lot of Revelations.

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  • by miRi hates social norms and regulations on January 18th, 2008

    miRi hates social norms and regulations

    most of what paul wrote. most of what john wrote. stuff that's been translated and retranslated to fit in with the times to make it easier for us to abide by. a lot about the trinity - o wait that's not in there - god having a "son" that's eternal when they say he was begotten - which implies it wasn't eternal. the belief that he had a son that christians worship when you're only supposed to worship one - the creator, but somehow that doesn't break the 10 commandments...

    i await the (-) points....

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  • by Don Gorgeous George on October 30th, 2008

    Don Gorgeous George

    You just claimed to be humble and if you are that's good. Instead of doing good things to show someone the love of christ, why don't you do things for people to show them the love from yourself? Why do people choose to do things for christ when so many things need to be done regardless of christ. Christ is nothing but a character and people should be good to one another without having to read a book.

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  • by Anonymous on October 19th, 2008

    Anonymous

    Pretty much everything if you take it literally.

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  • by Bohemian is back on October 19th, 2008

    Bohemian is back

    A great deal of it, unfortunately, especially the Old Testament.

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  • by Alexwalker on September 24th, 2008

    Alexwalker

    A non fictional book can make no sense at all.

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  • by angelzz on September 12th, 2008

    angelzz

    everything makes sense...with interpretation

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  • by Mathetes on September 12th, 2008

    Mathetes

    The ones that a person hasn't studied very much about.

    Simple as that.

    how many books do you understand the first time you read through them?

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  • by Piso on August 25th, 2008

    Piso

    Revalation


    Entire book about a Prostitute in Babylon

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  • by thatsJustme on July 26th, 2008

    thatsJustme

    it all makes sense to me..NOW ...didn't for many years...

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  • by rigby on February 20th, 2008

    rigby

    there are some interesting stories ... othere than that i dont follow

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  • by Parepidemos on August 11th, 2009

    Parepidemos

    I can speak only for myself. I think all of the Bible makes sense when read as a whole work and not cherry-picked bits and pieces like it's critics do to try to make their opinion more valid.

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  • by The Anonymous Witch on August 7th, 2009

    The Anonymous Witch

    the part inbetween the cover.

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  • by RC loves ice cream on May 29th, 2009

    RC loves ice cream

    The part between the covers.

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  • by mellow_girl on December 4th, 2008

    mellow_girl

    99% of it!

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  • by Rinky Dinky Do on November 25th, 2008

    Rinky Dinky Do

    Only the ones between the front and the back cover. All others make perfect sense

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  • by Nrthn1 on November 25th, 2008

    Nrthn1

    all of it...

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  • by Tallyman on October 23rd, 2008

    Tallyman

    There are no parts that make no sense.

    it is the Word of God.

    If we don't understand it, it's our fault. The Bible makes perfect sense.

    All the new Creation Science information that has come to light in the past few years makes evolutionists frightened to have it taught in schools alongside the outdated notion of evolution. The evolutionists don't want debates because they can't win.

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  • by Hypatia on October 23rd, 2008

    Hypatia

    Oh! A part that goes from the words "In the beginning" en the book of Genesis and continues all through until the word "amen" at the end of the book of Revelations.

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  • by nicdebrug on October 19th, 2008

    nicdebrug

    If the Bible makes sense to me or not, does not witness of the Bible's validity, it witnesses more of my capability to understand. If I only understand what is needed to obtain eternal life, then the rest will become clearer the further I get along this road of a saved person. When I was a child, most books of adult knowledge were totally nonsense to me. All that stuff of intercourse and pregnancy did not make any sense to me. When I developed myself,i got some more understanding of what was written in those books. Even now there are areas in economics and science that intrigues me a lot, but I would not be able to explain it to you. So I put it that the moment you start to believe, you grow spiritually and bit by bit the whole bible will come to life in your understanding.

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  • by Hammis on October 19th, 2008

    Hammis

    All of it.

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  • by mellow_girl on October 19th, 2008

    mellow_girl

    all of it.

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  • by Jiggy Kaiser on October 11th, 2008

    Jiggy Kaiser

    The last one is just flippin' weird.

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  • by DudeLer 2 on September 24th, 2008

    DudeLer 2

    the biggest fault of the christian bible is it doesnt name the creator. God is incomplete and not a name or a title. it is a space filler for people too lazy to ask and find out what His sacred Name really is. I refuse to worship a Capital G God. Jesus Christ is Greek and that makes the whole of christianity a Greek Religion. Yeshua and Yahweh have better roots and mean more than the Greek translation. Yeshua is a Jew, and he is not a christian.

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  • by -O-uknow on September 12th, 2008

    -O-uknow

    The part about making Man.

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