ANSWERS: 10
  • Can't think of one off hand..but yours was really cute! :)
  • There once was a man from Nantucket... *THE REST IS REALLY DIRTY- BE ADVISED* Who had a d*ck so long he could suck it. He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin, "if my ear was a c*nt I could f*ck it!"
  • Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck Screw a kangaroo Sixty-nine a porcupine And hope he blows you too
  • on one dark and sunshiney night two dead boys got in a fight back to back, they faced each other drew their swords and shot each other if you don't believe my story just ask the blind man, he saw it too
  • an apple a day keeps the doctor away... but if the doctor is cute screw the fruit
  • good one! points for you! Im not creative in a poetic kinda way, so Im gonna pop some lays.
  • Jack and jill went up the hill to get some hanky panky. stupid jill forgot her pill and here comes litle franky.
  • I have one simlar to that but it goes. One sunny day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight, Back to back they faced each over, Sword in hand they shot each over, A blind man saw them, A man with no legs ran round the coner to fetch and ambulance, an Ambulance with no wheels skidded round the connner, And half killed a dead cat.
  • Nope. Do you? ..................................................................................Sorry, just kidding +5
  • i'll try: There was a rabbit that wanted to change his habit so he jump from hole to hole until he couldn't see a soul the sun started to go down so he begin to frown he look in the distance to find no existence until a bunny appear smelling like beer the rabbit says the hell with the old um finna try out these new wrestling hold

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