My dad always used to say, "A stitch in time saves nine." Did anyone else ever want to kick their dad's ass?
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Ahhhh yes, the old sayings that mean something but make you wanna punch whoever says them. Dear old dad- frequent spewer of- You look sad. Who bought the farm in that book? Loose lips sink ships. It's a real fish out of water story. And much much more. ugh, how can ya not love him? XD
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I wanted to kick my dads ass when he forgot my birthday and when his business went all to shit.
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Yes. My dad was what I have (many years after his untimely demise) learned is a "rageaholic". http://www.rage-anon.org/ At times, I became extremely fed up with his misdirected anger and just wanted to either A) shut him up or B) smack him across the face. Thankfully, he passed on before my frustration with his misdirected anger became such an issue that I would have opted for option B above.
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It is what is! Very funny question! Be Blessed!!!
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My dad's wisdom: 1) "That dog just won't Hunt" He said it way before Dr. Phil ever did! 2) " What in the 7 Colors of Cat Shit are you doing!" 3) (fill in the blank)... I was doing that when Christ was a Corporal. " 4) " You can wish in One hand and Shit in the other, some times is not what you wish for that you get the most of" 5) "You look like you just chased a fart through a keg of nails!" I could go on forever. =)
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My dad threatened me with this doozy before: "If I tell you to stand on your head and pop wooden nickels out of your butt you had better ask me, How many?" He was so exasperated at the time, I had to run to my room to laugh my head off!
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LOL! Funny question! I don't know about beating up my dad or anything, but I have been kind of upset with him lately for sitting on the fence and being a diplomat instead of standing up for the right thing. Long story, but thanks for the laugh!
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My dad used to say "why don't you brush your hair?" Ughhhhh.... Dad, this took me AGES to do :)
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not really, although i wish i could show him that i've learned to sew.
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TOO FUNNY!!!
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I kicked my dad's ass yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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actually that is where my dad and I differed. I made my own variant of that saying "good enough is never good enough to leave alone" my dad thought "if it's not broke, don't fix it."
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