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Whats the worst thing a man can say to a women during labor?

By Stay Strong Stephen Murray Asked Jul 24 2007 7:34PM
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Top Answer out of 1205

by Ender on Jul 24, 2007 at 7:35 pm Permalink

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Anything.
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Avatar Sokoot Oct, 07 2009 at 11:50 AM
Maybe it's because most women can relate with this answer and the question is not asked under the joke category so there is no reason to be surprised to see an honest answer instead of a creative answer on top.
Avatar Nightsrush Nin Oct, 21 2009 at 06:59 AM
In all fairness, it is an answer. He could be implying that it is best to stay quiet and just be there, Don't be degrading because you were expecting brilliant answers and was let down, or because you are an elitist.
Avatar terrapin Nov, 16 2009 at 12:38 PM
OR MAYBE HE IS JUST A (COMBATIVE DRUNK)?
BY THE WAY I CA'NT THINK OF A BETTER ANSWER(WITNESSED 3)!!
GREAT ANSWER ENDER..........

Answer 2 out of 1205

by PillowPants on Jul 25, 2007 at 4:00 pm Permalink

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Oh, come on-it can't hurt that much!
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Avatar linsue Oct, 09 2008 at 11:20 AM
omg, as a mother of six, I almost died laffing when i read this comment!!! I love it...
Avatar MITCHELL Feb, 08 2009 at 07:20 AM
LOL!!
Avatar Lights Squared May, 19 2009 at 10:01 PM
I love your Pug photo. Is he or she yours? I have a female that is six :)

Answer 3 out of 1205

by Amorphous Blob blobs by not blobbing on Jul 25, 2007 at 9:21 am Permalink

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I've been thinking of more all morning:

(Singing while she screams in pain…)
Woooooo, hooo hoo HOO ooo ooo OOO ooo ooo ooo ooo-OOO-ooo-ooo-ooo...
Don’t worry ... Be happy
Woooooo, hooo hoo HOO ooo ooo OOO ooo ooo ooo ooo-OOO-ooo-ooo-ooo...
Don’t worry ... Be happy...
(repeat as necessary)

Hey honey, does everything feel all right? Because one of the nurses was telling me about a baby that was born here last month that had extra legs where its arms shoulda been.

I know just how you feel.

Ewwwwww... that’s digusting!

Just imitate her cries and moans, and then say “Sorry, I didn’t realize I was doing it”.

Honey, I don’t know how to tell you this, but this baby isn’t mine. (I don’t know what this means, it just sounded funny.)

Hey honey, how long do you think it’s going to be before you’re back “in the mood”?

Oh, man, some of the nurses here are HOT!!!

Honey, I don’t know how to tell you this, but I’m gay and I’m leaving you for Roger next door.

(light up a cigar)
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Avatar funny girl Jul, 20 2009 at 09:26 PM
i really like the one with "Oh man some of the nurses here are HOT" and "hey honey, how long do you think it's going to be before youre back in the mood" m
hahahahahaha but they were all great, and i hope you would never say in that situatioin. (cause if you did i dont think you would live to tell about it)
hahaha :)
Avatar Amorphous Blob blobs by not blobbing Jul, 21 2009 at 09:27 AM
I'm still alive!
Avatar jennmarie Aug, 14 2009 at 07:12 PM
i would punch you......

Answer 4 out of 1205

by Someguy is sad again on Jul 25, 2007 at 9:26 am Permalink

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My wife went into serious labor during the 4th quarter of the 2002 Superbowl. It is referred to as the best Superbowl ever. The Patriots won the game with a last second field goal.

It was a great game so I asked my wife if I could keep the game on while she pushed. My advice to the guys out there: "Don't do that. EVER."

The nurses hated me. All I wanted was to watch 10 more minutes of the game.
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Avatar mzlady Aug, 15 2009 at 03:30 PM
oh that is funny!
Avatar Macmedic and yet ... here I am Aug, 17 2009 at 07:16 PM
Jenn-Marie did you mean "divorce"?
Avatar Anonymous Sep, 03 2009 at 12:25 PM
ROFLMAO!

Answer 5 out of 1205

by travel breeze on Aug 20, 2007 at 3:08 pm Permalink

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"Hey, could you keep it down, I need to take this call"
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Avatar Big Purple Blob in a rainCOAT Sep, 29 2007 at 04:08 AM
The nurse told me to shut up so she could hear the baby's heartbeat through the stethoscope. I know it was important, but she acted like it didn't hurt or something.
Avatar linsue Oct, 09 2008 at 11:22 AM
My dad thanked my mom for having me early evening, and he said "now I can go bowling...", grabbed his bowling bag, and left. True story........ eeeeek
Avatar funny girl Jul, 20 2009 at 09:30 PM
ha, thats so funny but so sad. haha sorry for laughing but its funny.
was youre mom upset?

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by Amorphous Blob blobs by not blobbing on Jul 24, 2007 at 7:36 pm Permalink

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Ooh, I think somebody's being a little grumpy...! You need to turn that frown upside-down!

Anybody want to sing some show tunes?

Are you about done? Because my feet are killing me.
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Avatar Amorphous Blob blobs by not blobbing Nov, 10 2008 at 02:11 PM
Thanks kid. I have 2 or 3 other answers with more buried somewhere else in this question.
Avatar KiloWattKid Nov, 10 2008 at 04:06 PM
I actually found em, lol
Avatar jimmyDvidiot Jan, 15 2009 at 02:09 AM
your hillarious

Answer 7 out of 1205

by Amorphous Blob blobs by not blobbing on Jul 25, 2007 at 3:01 pm Permalink

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These gowns they make you wear are really uncomfortable, you know?

Ow, a paper cut. Ow.

I need a beer.

You know, childbirth hurts so much because it’s God’s judgment on Eve for sinning in the Garden of Eden...

So honey, when do you think you’re going to lose all this weight you’ve been packing on?
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Avatar zazzy_one May, 20 2008 at 09:51 PM
You're KILLING ME.
Avatar Amorphous Blob blobs by not blobbing May, 21 2008 at 10:05 AM
What about my paper cut?
Avatar zazzy_one May, 21 2008 at 11:34 AM
Depends upon what got cut?

Answer 8 out of 1205

by pepe09 on Aug 20, 2007 at 3:41 pm Permalink

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The quicker that you can get this done, the lower the hospital bill.
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Avatar Macmedic and yet ... here I am Feb, 28 2009 at 08:37 PM
and YES you have to take it home.
Avatar Anonymous Jun, 04 2009 at 09:35 AM
That was good one. Have a sense of humor people!
Avatar Anonymous Oct, 14 2009 at 06:38 AM
I know what you are going through babe

Answer 9 out of 1205

by Babycakes on Aug 20, 2007 at 3:33 pm Permalink

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It's all about you isn't it...what about me?
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Avatar Babycakes Apr, 13 2008 at 06:58 AM
Hey sweetie!!
Avatar lost Apr, 13 2008 at 12:09 PM
Hey. How are you? :)
Avatar bgnf4u Nov, 18 2009 at 09:46 AM
Yes! "It's ALWAYS gotta be about you, doesn't it?"
No jury would convict a woman of murder if a guy said that!

Answer 10 out of 1205

by Big Purple Blob in a rainCOAT on Sep 29, 2007 at 4:05 am Permalink

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Mine actually said it: "When do you want to have the next one?"
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Avatar Cowboy-Read My Profile Oct, 20 2007 at 05:27 PM
LOL, I bet you thought that was very amusing. Not.
Avatar Amorphous Blob blobs by not blobbing Oct, 29 2007 at 07:35 PM
Oh, man, even I know better than that...
Avatar Big Purple Blob in a rainCOAT Oct, 30 2007 at 05:01 AM
LOL, Blob and Cowboy. I told him HE could have the next one. (But I did end up having two more.)


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