• I better watch out and I better not cry, you know why? Santa Claus is coming to town :)
  • Hear about it? The town I was born in has the oldest and longest-continuing Santa Claus parade in the United States. As a Cub Scout (many moons ago), I was once part of that Santa Claus parade.
    • Linda Joy
      I did a couple of parades, but not with Santa!
  • (Being a Scrooge) Spelling...and...which town? And...what if I don't live in town?
    • Army Veteran
      Look it up.
      Army: I THINK you mistook my answer for a comment on YOUR answer. My answer is NOT a comment on your answer.
    • Army Veteran
      Oh...(nervously shuffling one foot in the dirt and looking off into the distance). I knew that. I was...I was just talking to my dog. He wanted to hear the joke about the 3-legged chickens, and I told him to go look it up because I was busy. (yeah...that sounds believable...)
    • Linda Joy
  • I heard that rumour too that Santa Claus is coming to town.
  • Santa, the zombie
  • He's making a list and checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's naughty and nice. 12/14/22
  • No. Did you hear about the parents in the attic? They played their role to fool the children.
  • Santa has maps dated from over 1000 years ago, so many cities are not on those maps

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