• I knew a man who said he would fart under the covers and hold his wife's head under the covers.
    • Archie Bunker
      That is a "Dutch Oven"
  • Pfew. At least that's not why she left me : )
  • As a married person I can tell you that my wife is abnormal or that is not true.
    • Archie Bunker
      Both of my ex-wives farted in their sleep.
    • Linda Joy
      I included the link if you'd like to check it out.
    • lavender
      The article only says it's "unlikely", and it indicates that as we age, that very function that allows our bodies to put off sneezing, passing gas etc, can begin to fail. So, it is possible, depending upon age and certain health factors.
  • I'll be damned, I wake myself up sometimes. :P
  • I could have gone the rest of my life without knowing that lol.
  • Apparently that doesn't apply to dogs, because sometimes my dog goes to town. He has a sensitive belly though.

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