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Ooh!! Ooh!! Mine did!! Oh wait...I was born without a penis. Darn.
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Fell off? I wouldn't think so. It would take quite a bit of force to actually rip the penis from the body. Something that HAS happened is busted blood vessels from excessive masturbation.
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lmao I hope not, that would be a sad day.
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Mine did but then I grew a vagina! LMFAO
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They don't just fall off to my knowledge and i've been yankin' mine for quite some time! I think they are screwed on!
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will never fall. its tooo strong
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that happened to my friend i was masterbating his penis and it just riped right off and i got scared and rushed him to the hospital but he was never able to have kids again true story not lieing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You must have one of those detachable penises
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yes my penis fell off
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That reminds me of joke I was told once. What did the Leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip!
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mine is intact!
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A common event in Leper colonies
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well i was at work at a timber yard im an electrician and they had a problem with the tree chopping machine half way through i got the machine working but my penis was close to the blade as i was leaning over to get one of my tools that was on top then all i can remember was seeing my penis flying through the air and landing in the skip they used for glass recycling my penis was cut right of and had to be sewn back on it still works but the doc said i should be careful when i masturbate because it could fall off. :(
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ive heard if you cough sneeze and fart at the same time your penis falls off!!! is this true please tell me im very scared.
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