If bacon were to be outlawed, would you smuggle it in from another place? Bonus points if you explain how you would smuggle it.
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Nelson - Jetpacking from bed
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Yes I would. I'd just get in a boat and sail to the nearest Caribbean Island that has bacon and load up. Louisiana has more unsupervised coastline than any other state.
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No, I wouldn't. I might smuggle some grapes, though.
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I would definitely be a bacon smuggler. Since my behind used to be much bigger, I'd drive to Canada and load ten or fifteen pounds in the back of my now too-big stretch jeans and bring home the bacon!
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No. As I'm sure it's quite known by now, I'm not a fan of Bacon. However I wouldn't throw a hissy fit if other's smuggled it in. As long as I haven't got to ingest any of it.
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Yes I would smuggle it. I would sneak it in sandwiches.
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You bet , I'd send out my private Yummy Bug - lol + 5
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I would just open a fake adoption center and turn the children into bacon...baby bacon bootlegging...the alliteration writes itself
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Yes, of course. I would strap it to my body and wear it under my clothes. Any other way is just... not sanitary! I'd open up an illegal bacon bar, and serve bacon any way ya like. It'd be like the prohibition days during the depression! People would collect the bacon wrappers, like the people collect the jars and stuff. It's so bacon!
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Please don't tell anybody but every time I visit the UK I smuggle bacon. I even get visitors to smuggle it whenever they come to stay with us. It's really easy, they just put it in their suitcases. I don't need them to smuggle Branston Pickle any more because we can buy it in the supermarket now.
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