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"Wow, Winston, you're so drunk you got "Ugly" and "Sober" round the wrong way in your sentence." "I would hate for you to lose any more dignity on top of being ugly, so lets get you some sleep." I would generally be patronising, untill he riled up to the point of being incomprehensible. Angry people cannot think and argue properly, and being drunk exacerbates this problem they experience. Winston was a witty one, but in alot of cases, I think it was prepared wit.
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I would say: That's a lie Winston. And be careful, because, as you said yourself: "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."
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I'd simply eat him.
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I would say, "AGH! You're dead!" And then I would shoot him in the head so he did not eat my brains. Drunken zombies with witticisms are still dangerous.
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I would stumble him right on out. Drunk guys (dead, undead, political, laymen) don't get to waltz into my house uninvited and then insult me on top of that.
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I'd just laugh at him and tell him to look in the mirror at himself!!
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I will say "I may always be ugly, but your drukness is annoying and pathetic" :)
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I love that quote! I would laugh and then kick him down the stairs out of my house and laugh more.
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I'd say "Winston, do you OWN a mirror? You're not exactly Clark Gable, PLUS you're drunk!"
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"...and ugly, as well." (nothing too dramatic - there is nothing to be gained from arguing with most drunks, especially those who have resorted to ad hominem insults. )
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