Your mother asks you to watch her poodle, Muffy, while she's visiting your aunt Jenine in Ontario, Canada. While Mama is away, you never feed Muffy, and, malnourished and starving, she dies. What do you do?
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Larry Rhodes
ANSWERS: 15
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oh. you would have to replace muffy, or tell the truth. evidently, telling the truth is easier in the long run. (harder in the short run)
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Call the cops, confess to the crimes of criminal negligence and animal cruelty, and go to jail, all before mom comes home.
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Just be honest. It's the only fair thing you can do especially since she is your mother - she deserves that.
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Get prepared to face the consequences. Including jail time and mother's disappointment and sadness over the loss of her dog.
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Get rid of the evidence and tell your mom that when you were out that the dog ran away, that isreally what happened to my families dog when we went to Florida
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Realize that I have an evil twin somewhere because I would never neglect Muffy.
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I would check myself into the psych ward. I would obviously have some mental problems if I was able to do something like that to a defenceless animal.
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Make poodle noodles.... serve them to mom and replace muffy with a look alike.
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Turn myself in and be locked up somewhere before mom even comes back because it's obvious I have lost my mind. And I will need serious counseling to get over having done such a horrible thing, to my mom and to the poor dog. I once got very sick and just couldn't get out of bed. I was in bed for 3 days. When I finally kind of came out of it, I realized I hadn't told anybody about the parakeets I had, breeders set up in an aviary, away from the house. Others just didn't know. They had run out of food and died, because of me. I still haven't forgiven myself for this. I still feel really bad. It was my fault, sick or not. And it's been years and years since this happened. Just one word to somebody and they would have been okay:-(
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im not sure i just miss muffy. *sniffles*
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Beat myself up and then turn myself in to the most rabid PETA person I know, because I am clearly a self-involved douchebag.
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first buy her a new muffy, then after she comes home tell her the truth while iam drunk and she is drunk too ,that way she will be willing to forgive me anything. other then that , i would not forget to feed muffy.
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Have my friend smack me in the head with a shovel, then go to the emergency room. from there call my mom and say this: "Mom I got attacked by someone, I just woke up from a coma and havn't had a chance to feed muffy, call one of you're friends and have them do it"
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As we have all learned from "Family Sitcom Ethics 101", the proper thing to do is go down to the pound and buy another poodle that looks just like it. Your mom returns and falls for it hook line and sinker, until the wacky neighbor comes over and points out that somehow, Muffy is now a boy dog! Hilarity ensues, and all will be forgiven by the end of the episode, and completely forgotten by next week's episode.
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go buy another Muffy.. Quick
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