Being sexually assaulted, twice.

Nearly getting caught by a ex partners mother,i ended up naked in his wardrobe he threw my clothes in,i had to sneak out of the house when she was in the kitchen making a drink...oh to be young again lol.

went to the bathroom drunk with a dress on... came back with just my bra and didn't realize i didn't pull everything back up. That was bad!!

when my now father in-laws walk in on me and my now wife playing with each other. parts

I never had an embarrassing moment, nor would I notice it. Unless, it was completely obvious that I did something wrong or stupid. Other than that, If I were to do something wrong or stupid, in order to embarrase myself, me and my partner really wouldn't notice because we are not in the right state of mind.

It would definatly have to be falling asleep when i was half way through havin sex.I was very drunk and believe me i have learnt from my mistakes.... :)

There's nothing embarrasing about sex.

barfing bodily fluids after performing a sexual favor.

I got turned down- and I was alone at the time;) Or you might want to check here: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/338868

It would be when, my sister busted me having sex.

I gagged..... and i wasnt doing anyone a favor.... he got done and i gagged...

Almost getting caught with my husband in one of the isles at Home Depot. eep! :*X

I can't believe I am answering this one. Stop Brandi Stop. I farted. Yup my bf at the time was doing a fantastic job with his tongue and I was really arched and what do you know. One got out. We both started laughing and every time we tried to start again we just broke up laughing. He still teases me about that but thankfully it's a private thing. We are still close friends.

Answered it here http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2434044

omg!! It was with my ex, when he was doing the deed and I guess I let a pussy fart out. At the time i didnt know what it was but i guess it has something to do with too much air in the vagina when the condoms on...or something like that. lol!!

I think it just happened.

I gagged, then puked all over him. I had clean him up.

Must've been when my ex and I were home alone at my place and hadn't bothered to close the door to my room, in fact, it was wide open. The thing about my house is that when you enter through the front door, you only need to walk one meter straight ahead to be able to see my bed. And yeah, you guessed it, my uncle came by, and the front door wasn't locked or anything, so he just walked inside :/

Givng this friend with benefits the piledriver position (her upside down while I squat over her and enter her like that) talking mad dirty and my Grandmother came barging in to my room. Come to find out she was happy about it because she thought that I was gay up until that point. Go figure.

We booked a clown dwarf for a threesome and it was a female dwarf..honestly it was a mistake..we laugh now but..at the time....*blush*

I took a potty break during sex, then came back. My long time boyfriend went down South and discovered some toilet paper down there. I was soooooooo embarrassed!

I had a girlfriend ask me, "are you in?" once and I had actually already been in AND finished... I was horrified!

well my girlfriend queefed and fucked the mood up... we were laughing too hard to do anything else

When I was a young adult I was fucking my girlfriend in my bed at home. I was old enough to do what I wanted and my mother knew that of course, but still I was at home! My mother didn't know we were there and for some reason the door was unlocked. She was on her back and I was fucking her and when I was about to cum she asked me to blast onto her face. I was very keen and blasted the first squirt into her pussy and then pulled out and moved up to her face. As I positioned myself over her face my mother opened the door (not knowing we were there) and watched me squirt right onto her cheek and mouth. Because I was in the middle I couldn't stop if I wanted to. Of course she immediately closed the door, but the idea of her watching me squirt onto my girlfriends face with her cunt juice all over my dick has never ever left my mind!!!!

When I had braces, I scratched this guys dick.. I guess the worst, was when a guy "broke" his dick while we were having sex (slipped out, and slammed right into my pelvic bone, ripped muscles and blood vessels)

I was having intercourse with my wife and on a upward motion our dog stuck his cold wet nose in the crack of my ass and it was over at that minute istant limp d--k

When I was a sophomore in high school I was on the swim team. One day I stayed late to swim some extra laps. After I thought everyone had gone home so I decided to sneak a peek in the girls locker room, which I assumed was empty by now. I walked in a looked around for a second, it didn't really look any different so I decided to go. But before I could I heard the door slam. Apparently four of the girls from the team had stayed so they could smoke in the locker room. They blocked the door so I couldn't leave and I was just standing there in front of them in my little speedo. Three of them were still in their swim suits and one was in a towel. They told me if I didn't want them to tell on me that I had to get naked and jerk off in front of them. I was so scared of getting caught I did exactly what they said. I took off my speedo and started playing with my cock. All four of them were standing right in front of me, staring intently at my dick, giggling the whole time. It was so humiliating, Right when I was about to finish, one of them held out there swim cap in front of my dick and caught my cum in it. They passed it around and played with the cum between their fingers. They kept saying how gross and smelly it was. Then they smiled at each other and without a word walked away from me and started to get changed. There I was with my limp dick watching them get completely naked, like I wasn't even in the room, I just stood there. After they were dressed they just left without a word, and I was still standing naked in the middle of the room.