If the President of the United States turned into a real horse while giving a speech on national television, what would be on the news the next day?
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"Paris Hilton gets back in to trouble with the authorities." There are a ton of things that are more useful to know and important but all the news thinks we want to hear is about junk like that.
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Do you think anyone would notice an Ass turning into a horse?
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Horse masquerading as president for 2 terms. Paris Hilton says, "That's hot" and fornicates with the horse on live television.
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In today's news,"And straight from the horse's mouth.........'
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Bush talks a load of pony trap. ( London slang for c**p )
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poor horse made stupid in the blink of an eye.
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Horse speaks from wrong end on national TV -- just like every other day!
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Horse's ass shows his true colors.
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Election held early. Hillary wins and gives acceptance speech!
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"PRESIDENTIAL SPEECH UNDERWHELMING" Although it went nearly unnoticed, last night President George W. Bush gave another speech designed to lift his sagging support among citizens. As have all of his previous speeches, it caused his numbers in the polls to plummet. Some observers mentioned seeing Mr. Bush look more intelligent toward the end of the speech, but these reports remain uncomfirmed. His voice did take on a braying quality however. It has not been determined if this was helpful to Mr. Bush's intended goal.
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"And in political news, President Bush is suddenly making decisions that the people actually agree with! This only a day after he miraculously turned into a horse.."
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